Jultomten i Oföddas Land
The world (2690) is controlled by an independant secret government including Santa Claus, the Grand Stork, the Easter Bunny, the Crane, the Head Elf and Sven (leader) (God's rebodyfication).
Chaos is inevident when Sven need to cut the finances of the world government. Santa Claus get the work of delivering babies (Santa is now then forced to work overhours); the Grand Stork get the work of Christmas giftbearing (as he has a lower age than Santa Claus and threrefor more eligible to carry the Christmas sack); Easter Bunny and the Crane gets married and is awaiting their first child - both will be on maternity and paternity leave respectively; the Head Elf gets sanctionized to use the Baby Name Generator and Sven is multiplying himself to rule out every other members of the secret government (it starts to rain midgets with the name of Sven).
The Head Elf (sanctionized agent) then gets the wrong end of the Baby Name Generator and so every other child gets the name of Sven until 54% of the world kid population has the name of Sven. As that; to not mix up the Christmas giftbearing (and for simplicity (I guess)) every child gets the same Christmas present by the Grand Stork.
Santa Claus so finds a way out when he succesfully lobbies for the Baby Name Generator Workers to be legitimized - leaving some Svens to govern it. These Svens (still to no (not much) good) then enables all the Svens to change their name to Quentin (and so 71% of every child on Earth goes by the name of Quentin.)
Sven is not approving this (no kids is named Sven no more) and enables agents on certification to be using the Baby Name Generator - only to see his breathren of no use with the machinery - leaving the Head Elf's breathren to be of its use (finally) and so every and another kid was to be named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman. Kids fancy this name and the children named Sven quickly change their name to aforementioned name until 86% percent of the Earth's kid population is named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman.
Although; as a name of a superhero (Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman) - this was a name of some variety incorporated by many adults and so they started lobbying for a better name for their children. The Head Elf; Santa Claus; the Grand Stork; and some (bright) children (of the world) thus sets up an authority to change the Baby Name Generator Worker(s) to that of authorized agents. As this authority will not be able to be used without Sven's (God's) approvement this meant the world kid population (95%) then went by the name Sven-Quentin Taube (a name reconned by both children and adults).
The work of the Christmas giftbearing is then much simplified (since every other child has the same name the giftbearing could be done by sending the gifts through the chimney (no house recollections)) and so Santa Claus and the Grand Stork again switches positions.
And so the world's kids was yet victorious.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
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måndag 17 augusti 2020
onsdag 25 december 2019
Santa Claus i ett logistiskt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Stockholm
As Santa Claus gets old (and grumpy) it [he] has all the well started to layering out the Christmas gift-bearing activity to his elfs; in particular; the head elf.
But this transaction, thue, could have been a lot smoother - Santa's [Claus'] head elf having missed out on important details in the Christmas gift-bearing because of a lack of time -- as it's hard to remember all details and even to get all details (in school (being close to (near) 3850)).
So, as Christmas grows upon us it's not raindeers that drive the sled - it's cows - and the sled is no sled - the sled is a subway train (being driven by cows (chaos)).
All this mess-up is, thue, soon fixed by Santa Claus who hook-up the head elf via a telepathic enhancer who transfers memory (about the gift-bearing) from Santa Claus to the head elf.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
The head elf was yet victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
As Santa Claus gets old (and grumpy) it [he] has all the well started to layering out the Christmas gift-bearing activity to his elfs; in particular; the head elf.
But this transaction, thue, could have been a lot smoother - Santa's [Claus'] head elf having missed out on important details in the Christmas gift-bearing because of a lack of time -- as it's hard to remember all details and even to get all details (in school (being close to (near) 3850)).
So, as Christmas grows upon us it's not raindeers that drive the sled - it's cows - and the sled is no sled - the sled is a subway train (being driven by cows (chaos)).
All this mess-up is, thue, soon fixed by Santa Claus who hook-up the head elf via a telepathic enhancer who transfers memory (about the gift-bearing) from Santa Claus to the head elf.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
The head elf was yet victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
torsdag 14 november 2019
Santa Claus i ett förhållandevist reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Hemvatten
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (noone in particular) when he saw Santa Claus kissing his mother and then open the large package and was founding a time-machine.
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (noone in particular) when he saw Santa Claus kissing (w/ the tongue) his mother and then open the large package and was founding an alternate reality device.
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (noone in particular) when he saw Santa Claus french kissing his mother (and then address (to his mother) Oh! Wow, you're really good!) and then open the large package and was founding a dimensional travel device.
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (him in particular) when he saw Santa Claus in a long-lasting kiss with his mother.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (noone in particular) when he saw Santa Claus kissing his mother and then open the large package and was founding a time-machine.
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (noone in particular) when he saw Santa Claus kissing (w/ the tongue) his mother and then open the large package and was founding an alternate reality device.
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (noone in particular) when he saw Santa Claus french kissing his mother (and then address (to his mother) Oh! Wow, you're really good!) and then open the large package and was founding a dimensional travel device.
This is the tale about one boy and his Christmas memories of 4102; the boy, while snug in to a hiding place within the gift-bearing activity; experienced love between Santa Claus and his mother.
He had snug into the hidingplace to glean on a large package who was addressed to someone (him in particular) when he saw Santa Claus in a long-lasting kiss with his mother.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
tisdag 15 oktober 2019
Santa Claus i ett ospecificerat reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Ingenmansland
Here we are again at 3725 with full frontal war going on in practically all land garnered by the Christmas giftbearing activity. Santa Claus tries to make use of his 764 pair of socks (instilled by his Great Grand Aunt (birthday present)) with his 'Make Socks No War' but fails as the war troops only needed underpants.
But soon some more prevalent land started to erupt within a neutral autonomy and Santa Claus could go use of his socks. With (t)his 'Get Socks No War' (conceptual intervention) these sacred lands could make a stand by taking off their army boots (and make no war).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so the world was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Here we are again at 3725 with full frontal war going on in practically all land garnered by the Christmas giftbearing activity. Santa Claus tries to make use of his 764 pair of socks (instilled by his Great Grand Aunt (birthday present)) with his 'Make Socks No War' but fails as the war troops only needed underpants.
But soon some more prevalent land started to erupt within a neutral autonomy and Santa Claus could go use of his socks. With (t)his 'Get Socks No War' (conceptual intervention) these sacred lands could make a stand by taking off their army boots (and make no war).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so the world was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
lördag 14 september 2019
Santa Claus i ett utvecklingsstört reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Snow Bear (North Pole)
It's a new year; we have come to 2375; but Santa Claus still lingers with money problem. Selling out Chistmas to Ivory Coast didn't reach the wanted effect and Santa Claus now finds a way in selling out Christmas to retarded snow bears.
Selling out Christmas to 'The United Nation of Snow Bears (North Pole)' seemed at first hand a good idea since the head snow bear had won 81 golds in the 'Snow Bear Paralympics'. Albeit; the head snow bear - and practically every other bear; didn't seem to know the difference with right and wrong (right and left) missing key points in interaction between gift-recipients and in navigation between said gift-recipients ('Even if you win (in the 'Snow Bear Paralympics') you're still retarded (and a snow bear)').
A worthwhile solution got itself presented with GPS-navigator chip included within the snow bears brains allowing them to find ways in greater areas. The interaction inbetween their "customers" didn't got solved although with some instances of snow bears eating some grand mothers for snacks inbetween the gift-bearing.
A solution to this then (at last) found a way with some breeding between (peaceful) brown bears in a Swedish Zoo and some snow bears. The brown snow bears then could conquer the world (in every way the Christmas gift-bearing) (with the assistance of Santa Claus).
And so Christmas was once again saved.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
It's a new year; we have come to 2375; but Santa Claus still lingers with money problem. Selling out Chistmas to Ivory Coast didn't reach the wanted effect and Santa Claus now finds a way in selling out Christmas to retarded snow bears.
Selling out Christmas to 'The United Nation of Snow Bears (North Pole)' seemed at first hand a good idea since the head snow bear had won 81 golds in the 'Snow Bear Paralympics'. Albeit; the head snow bear - and practically every other bear; didn't seem to know the difference with right and wrong (right and left) missing key points in interaction between gift-recipients and in navigation between said gift-recipients ('Even if you win (in the 'Snow Bear Paralympics') you're still retarded (and a snow bear)').
A worthwhile solution got itself presented with GPS-navigator chip included within the snow bears brains allowing them to find ways in greater areas. The interaction inbetween their "customers" didn't got solved although with some instances of snow bears eating some grand mothers for snacks inbetween the gift-bearing.
A solution to this then (at last) found a way with some breeding between (peaceful) brown bears in a Swedish Zoo and some snow bears. The brown snow bears then could conquer the world (in every way the Christmas gift-bearing) (with the assistance of Santa Claus).
And so Christmas was once again saved.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
onsdag 14 augusti 2019
Santa Claus i ett analfabetiskt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Elfenbenskusten
It's the new year and we have come to 2350 and Santa Claus still lingers with money problem. Selling out Christmas to the Russian mafia seemed worthless and Santa Claus now finds a way in selling out Christmas to the Ivory Coast.
Seeing much fortitude in doing so things - once well overhand - could have turned out better (for the Christmas gift-bearing's sake). Having to distant great miles in sand and only sand the camels worked for instead of raindeers seemed to be to slow to cover anything than Ivory Coast for the Christmas gift-bearing.
Furtheron; things have gotten to much gift-bearing mistakes partaking to the open sand land and the much affluent mirages which left the new Santa Claus in much trouble delivering Christmas gift in open areas (with delivering addresses who turns out nothing but a (sand) delusion).
(Even so) furtheron; the Christmas gifts has within this new regulation been reduced to nothing but paintings of stick figures; dolls with easy limbs; and crashed cars.
The one solution was to bear down to the northern of Sweden having this region's kids leaving the Christmas craftmaking - cephalopods (as opposed to stick figures) was then introduced as the new times (with Christmas in Ivory Coast) Christmas gifts.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
It's the new year and we have come to 2350 and Santa Claus still lingers with money problem. Selling out Christmas to the Russian mafia seemed worthless and Santa Claus now finds a way in selling out Christmas to the Ivory Coast.
Seeing much fortitude in doing so things - once well overhand - could have turned out better (for the Christmas gift-bearing's sake). Having to distant great miles in sand and only sand the camels worked for instead of raindeers seemed to be to slow to cover anything than Ivory Coast for the Christmas gift-bearing.
Furtheron; things have gotten to much gift-bearing mistakes partaking to the open sand land and the much affluent mirages which left the new Santa Claus in much trouble delivering Christmas gift in open areas (with delivering addresses who turns out nothing but a (sand) delusion).
(Even so) furtheron; the Christmas gifts has within this new regulation been reduced to nothing but paintings of stick figures; dolls with easy limbs; and crashed cars.
The one solution was to bear down to the northern of Sweden having this region's kids leaving the Christmas craftmaking - cephalopods (as opposed to stick figures) was then introduced as the new times (with Christmas in Ivory Coast) Christmas gifts.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
söndag 14 juli 2019
Santa Claus i ett kontraktsreseperspektiv
Jultomten i Ryssland
It's time for 2325 to be a year to be reckon; Santa Claus have dwindling funds and desperatingly seeks for new ways to explore Christmas (cheap ways). Upon a meeting with Russian mafia gods during the last Christmas gift-bearing Santa Claus so next year finds a way in selling out Christmas (in a contract kind of way) to the mentioned mafia gods.
This means (in explicit terms) that one out of four presents will be delivered all across Russia (who account for the designed gift-bearing location) in this the new Christmas gift-bearing; including an alarm clock (timed bomb); a pillow (choke hazard); a suit (mafia designed); and a gift discount card (to pay for mafia services).
Even if Santa Claus upon releaving this have some form of regret the dice is already long cast with dice men all over Russia now implemented in this new gift-bearing regulation. If not... there was some form of weakminded deliberation upon deciding who got to be the new Santa Claus (mafia gods Santa). This deliberation went on and on until finally the [a] man driving Siberian Huskey's came to mind (even if he was a drunkard) as this new Christmas executer could use the dogs for a [the] sleigh.
Finally so; the Christmas Eve was aclose and the new Santa [Claus] figure came to rest in his resident just hours before leaving for duty. Doing the Christmas gift-bearing activity in a Santa [Claus] way this new Christmas figure so have to life with his [the] (toys) and other Christmas gift paraphernalia before going out on the field - resting in his new suit (in a [the] quite a [the] comfy material) on a pillow just designed for this (or not (!)) he is about half an hour from which he used his gift discount card in Kappahl (!) and waiting for the alarm clock to boom - if it wasn't for the multiple snooze occasions - leaving the Russian Santa to oversleep Christmas (!).
Seeing this failed Christmas gift-bearing Russian mafia god service drawing Christmas to a close (an undisclosed one) Santa so eventually got the contract upheld and Christmas back to the North Pole and the (former) Santa Claus.
And so the Russian mafia god Santa was yet a failure.
(And so Christmas was once again saved.)
(And so the world (Russia) was once again saved.)
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
It's time for 2325 to be a year to be reckon; Santa Claus have dwindling funds and desperatingly seeks for new ways to explore Christmas (cheap ways). Upon a meeting with Russian mafia gods during the last Christmas gift-bearing Santa Claus so next year finds a way in selling out Christmas (in a contract kind of way) to the mentioned mafia gods.
This means (in explicit terms) that one out of four presents will be delivered all across Russia (who account for the designed gift-bearing location) in this the new Christmas gift-bearing; including an alarm clock (timed bomb); a pillow (choke hazard); a suit (mafia designed); and a gift discount card (to pay for mafia services).
Even if Santa Claus upon releaving this have some form of regret the dice is already long cast with dice men all over Russia now implemented in this new gift-bearing regulation. If not... there was some form of weakminded deliberation upon deciding who got to be the new Santa Claus (mafia gods Santa). This deliberation went on and on until finally the [a] man driving Siberian Huskey's came to mind (even if he was a drunkard) as this new Christmas executer could use the dogs for a [the] sleigh.
Finally so; the Christmas Eve was aclose and the new Santa [Claus] figure came to rest in his resident just hours before leaving for duty. Doing the Christmas gift-bearing activity in a Santa [Claus] way this new Christmas figure so have to life with his [the] (toys) and other Christmas gift paraphernalia before going out on the field - resting in his new suit (in a [the] quite a [the] comfy material) on a pillow just designed for this (or not (!)) he is about half an hour from which he used his gift discount card in Kappahl (!) and waiting for the alarm clock to boom - if it wasn't for the multiple snooze occasions - leaving the Russian Santa to oversleep Christmas (!).
Seeing this failed Christmas gift-bearing Russian mafia god service drawing Christmas to a close (an undisclosed one) Santa so eventually got the contract upheld and Christmas back to the North Pole and the (former) Santa Claus.
And so the Russian mafia god Santa was yet a failure.
(And so Christmas was once again saved.)
(And so the world (Russia) was once again saved.)
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
fredag 14 juni 2019
Santa Claus i ett cultiverat reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Pisa
The time flew forward as the tides on water with Santa Claus dealt only minor discrepances on until 2683. The time had come to fly to Pisa for an international Santa conference gathering the few (but not least) Santa Claus' of the world.
On until the meeting come to an end a trouble regarding Santa Claus' (the one true real) elves was highlighted when a computer bug saw to not comply with all the elves and their names (all ending in elf (surname)). This halted their booked travel back home to the North Pole and so they had to stay (in Pisa) for at least that Christmas.
On so that happend that a secret cult holding bay in Pisa tried the elves as a brainwashing (-ed) tool in their attempt on turning the world flat again (The World Is Not Round). On doing so they haltered Santa Claus in his mode to cover all Earth's giftbearing in just two days (Christmas Day and Christmas Eve) as Santa now had to fly to the end of the world and then back all way to cover the other end.
On that occassion Santa Claus tried to manipulate the elves back to his favor without bringing war with the cult and their byline (The World Is Not Round). Even if Santa could get some elves under his control Santa Claus was worried it would be not enough to resolve all the gift-bearing for that Christmas.
Santa Claus conspicious act (solution) resolved around defining the Earth (with the help of the recovered elves) to a cyclical (flat) nature. By that Santa could carry larger areas without going to and fro the whole of Earth and also benefit from the fact that day (and night) in this new set-up was double in length.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
The time flew forward as the tides on water with Santa Claus dealt only minor discrepances on until 2683. The time had come to fly to Pisa for an international Santa conference gathering the few (but not least) Santa Claus' of the world.
On until the meeting come to an end a trouble regarding Santa Claus' (the one true real) elves was highlighted when a computer bug saw to not comply with all the elves and their names (all ending in elf (surname)). This halted their booked travel back home to the North Pole and so they had to stay (in Pisa) for at least that Christmas.
On so that happend that a secret cult holding bay in Pisa tried the elves as a brainwashing (-ed) tool in their attempt on turning the world flat again (The World Is Not Round). On doing so they haltered Santa Claus in his mode to cover all Earth's giftbearing in just two days (Christmas Day and Christmas Eve) as Santa now had to fly to the end of the world and then back all way to cover the other end.
On that occassion Santa Claus tried to manipulate the elves back to his favor without bringing war with the cult and their byline (The World Is Not Round). Even if Santa could get some elves under his control Santa Claus was worried it would be not enough to resolve all the gift-bearing for that Christmas.
Santa Claus conspicious act (solution) resolved around defining the Earth (with the help of the recovered elves) to a cyclical (flat) nature. By that Santa could carry larger areas without going to and fro the whole of Earth and also benefit from the fact that day (and night) in this new set-up was double in length.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
tisdag 14 maj 2019
Santa Claus i ett subversivt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Månen
Our date of events is 2686 and the Moon has so been included in the Christmas giftbearing - albeit; thue; a recent scientific awake called for 'The Moon is made of cheese and the Moon is round' - layering a practical impossibility in the giftbearing.
Date of events so 2687 and the most recent scientific theory pronouanced 'The Moon is made of cheese or the Moon is round' layering a much higher productivity (in the Christmas giftbearing).
Albeit; thue; for real; the same year (on our next Christmas) Santa Claus found it hard to cover the Moon area - both monetary and practically - but got the Christmas giftbearing for the Moon area handled by the Grand Stork (who now then covers both the childbearing (the Man on the Moon's (Gubben i Månen) children)) and giftbearing for the Moon area) (highly revitalized in concept of increasing massfunds due to good acting Fermenta stocks).
For real; the year 2688; Santa Claus recuperated and was handling the child- and giftbearing on Earth as a return favour for the Grand Stork.
So for Christmas the same year everyone gets their will when - proclaiming 'Every child is an artist' - the parents fullfill with an art(ist) piece and - the children - will get a new home.
For real (yeah; exactly); next year (2689); the Man on the Mars (Gubben i Mars) abducts the Man on the Moon's children and later on the same year - after tinkering a while - the Man on the Mars brainwashes (bad child raising) the kids to help with an invasion of Earth.
This could have gotten past (Santa Claus and the Grand Stork) if it wasn't for the fact that one of the childs was God's (deabstractified) son.
Within the invasion; Santa Claus counter with relabeling (the kids (w/ diapers)) 'Pissing Children From Mars' (conceptual mass intervention (Itziar Okariz (2007))) and (God's son) 'Piss Christ' (original art piece (Andres Serrano (1987)) adaptation) (so the children were of no (harm) threat).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
And so the world was once yet saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Our date of events is 2686 and the Moon has so been included in the Christmas giftbearing - albeit; thue; a recent scientific awake called for 'The Moon is made of cheese and the Moon is round' - layering a practical impossibility in the giftbearing.
Date of events so 2687 and the most recent scientific theory pronouanced 'The Moon is made of cheese or the Moon is round' layering a much higher productivity (in the Christmas giftbearing).
Albeit; thue; for real; the same year (on our next Christmas) Santa Claus found it hard to cover the Moon area - both monetary and practically - but got the Christmas giftbearing for the Moon area handled by the Grand Stork (who now then covers both the childbearing (the Man on the Moon's (Gubben i Månen) children)) and giftbearing for the Moon area) (highly revitalized in concept of increasing massfunds due to good acting Fermenta stocks).
For real; the year 2688; Santa Claus recuperated and was handling the child- and giftbearing on Earth as a return favour for the Grand Stork.
So for Christmas the same year everyone gets their will when - proclaiming 'Every child is an artist' - the parents fullfill with an art(ist) piece and - the children - will get a new home.
For real (yeah; exactly); next year (2689); the Man on the Mars (Gubben i Mars) abducts the Man on the Moon's children and later on the same year - after tinkering a while - the Man on the Mars brainwashes (bad child raising) the kids to help with an invasion of Earth.
This could have gotten past (Santa Claus and the Grand Stork) if it wasn't for the fact that one of the childs was God's (deabstractified) son.
Within the invasion; Santa Claus counter with relabeling (the kids (w/ diapers)) 'Pissing Children From Mars' (conceptual mass intervention (Itziar Okariz (2007))) and (God's son) 'Piss Christ' (original art piece (Andres Serrano (1987)) adaptation) (so the children were of no (harm) threat).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
And so the world was once yet saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
söndag 14 april 2019
Santa Claus i ett klimatsmart reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Mallorca
By the year 3606 world's population hits the new roof as several metropolis' rules the world with billions of people each a piece and the demand for Christmas gifts is almost impossible to convey.
When things could not get more worse the head raindeer (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer) of the crowd of raindeer quits and moves to Palermo to come closer to his dad (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer's Father (former Vice Raindeer)) (who had relocated to South Pole) and - for the better part - this raindeer used to guide in warm weather (red light (mule) constringent to act to show in sunny weather) (working as the opposite - Rita the Yellow-Nosed Raindeer (new Vice Raindeer) guides in cold weather (yellow light)).
And then - totally out of the blue - came a new ice age to Santa Claus' rescue with every imaginable place on Earth hit with snow and ice - except; Mallorca; who acted under an ozon hole and so many more billions of people moved over there.
Now with a more trackable surface the gift-bearing could hit 100% again (except for Mallorca (who held the majority of Earth's population)).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
By the year 3606 world's population hits the new roof as several metropolis' rules the world with billions of people each a piece and the demand for Christmas gifts is almost impossible to convey.
When things could not get more worse the head raindeer (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer) of the crowd of raindeer quits and moves to Palermo to come closer to his dad (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer's Father (former Vice Raindeer)) (who had relocated to South Pole) and - for the better part - this raindeer used to guide in warm weather (red light (mule) constringent to act to show in sunny weather) (working as the opposite - Rita the Yellow-Nosed Raindeer (new Vice Raindeer) guides in cold weather (yellow light)).
And then - totally out of the blue - came a new ice age to Santa Claus' rescue with every imaginable place on Earth hit with snow and ice - except; Mallorca; who acted under an ozon hole and so many more billions of people moved over there.
Now with a more trackable surface the gift-bearing could hit 100% again (except for Mallorca (who held the majority of Earth's population)).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
torsdag 14 mars 2019
Santa Claus i ett cinematiskt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Hollywood
Cinema Package
I Am Santa Claus
Mission To Mars
Starship Troopers - Traitor Of Mars
The Last Days On Mars
Santa Claus - Serial Rapist
The Santa Incident
Biker Mice from Mars
Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus
The Year Without A Santa Claus
Santa Hunters
Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus
Having just recieved a copy of 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians' (sequel) (in 3255) the Martians counter-attack was one with overwriting their copies of the aformentioned movie with the movie 'Mars Attacks!' (1996).
Santa Claus move then was to send the Martians a cinema package so that they would have to be up all night watching movies (no art stealing) (original cinema package - 'I Am Santa Claus' (2014) - 'Mission To Mars' (2000) - 'Starship Troopers - Traitor Of Mars' (2017) - 'The Last Days On Mars' (2013)).
The Martians thue; where hot on its heels starting to screen the movies on specific cultural cinemas (thus enabling them art). The then most recent movie included in the cinema package was 'Santa Claus - Serial Rapist' (2016) and 'The Santa Incident' (2010).
Following the tides unto this recent cinema package Santa Claus (from a prison cell (see above)) was sending the Martians the TV-series (not art!) 'Biker Mice from Mars' which would devolute all Martians to mices riding bikes through space.
The Martians was then (to seemingly put an end to the battle) sending a needle update on the cinema package with 'Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus' (2008) (not art) and 'The Year Without A Santa Claus' (1974) (not art).
Putting the artfactor in this recent update on the cinema package (battle) Santa Claus edited out the ending on 'Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus' and 'The Year Without A Santa Claus' (turning them art) thus freeing himself from the captivity instigating a final note to the Martians with (cinema package update) 'Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus' (1991), 'Santa Hunters' (2014) and 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians III - Bringing An End To The Martian Threat' (2192).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas (and the world) was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Cinema Package
I Am Santa Claus
Mission To Mars
Starship Troopers - Traitor Of Mars
The Last Days On Mars
Santa Claus - Serial Rapist
The Santa Incident
Biker Mice from Mars
Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus
The Year Without A Santa Claus
Santa Hunters
Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus
Having just recieved a copy of 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians' (sequel) (in 3255) the Martians counter-attack was one with overwriting their copies of the aformentioned movie with the movie 'Mars Attacks!' (1996).
Santa Claus move then was to send the Martians a cinema package so that they would have to be up all night watching movies (no art stealing) (original cinema package - 'I Am Santa Claus' (2014) - 'Mission To Mars' (2000) - 'Starship Troopers - Traitor Of Mars' (2017) - 'The Last Days On Mars' (2013)).
The Martians thue; where hot on its heels starting to screen the movies on specific cultural cinemas (thus enabling them art). The then most recent movie included in the cinema package was 'Santa Claus - Serial Rapist' (2016) and 'The Santa Incident' (2010).
Following the tides unto this recent cinema package Santa Claus (from a prison cell (see above)) was sending the Martians the TV-series (not art!) 'Biker Mice from Mars' which would devolute all Martians to mices riding bikes through space.
The Martians was then (to seemingly put an end to the battle) sending a needle update on the cinema package with 'Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus' (2008) (not art) and 'The Year Without A Santa Claus' (1974) (not art).
Putting the artfactor in this recent update on the cinema package (battle) Santa Claus edited out the ending on 'Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus' and 'The Year Without A Santa Claus' (turning them art) thus freeing himself from the captivity instigating a final note to the Martians with (cinema package update) 'Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus' (1991), 'Santa Hunters' (2014) and 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians III - Bringing An End To The Martian Threat' (2192).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas (and the world) was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
torsdag 14 februari 2019
Santa Claus i ett globalt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Moskva
Seeing (2125) his old Delorean started to be rustled (and on a low top speed) Santa Claus have been starting to miss certain areas in his Christmas gift-bearing business. The solution could have been granted by the use of a Cessna (aircraft) to convoy Santa Claus in his activity.
Sadly, thue; out on one of his first Christmases post-Cessnawise Santa Claus finds some engine failure and is prompted to emergency land in Moskva (Russia). The situation was now even more intricate as Santa Claus (now without both his Delorean and his Cessna) counted his options. Without a vehicle Santa Claus then calculated that he would only be enough to carry Russia.
But soon enough Santa Claus finds an idea in governing the borderlines of Russia. This way he could convoy many more territories.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Seeing (2125) his old Delorean started to be rustled (and on a low top speed) Santa Claus have been starting to miss certain areas in his Christmas gift-bearing business. The solution could have been granted by the use of a Cessna (aircraft) to convoy Santa Claus in his activity.
Sadly, thue; out on one of his first Christmases post-Cessnawise Santa Claus finds some engine failure and is prompted to emergency land in Moskva (Russia). The situation was now even more intricate as Santa Claus (now without both his Delorean and his Cessna) counted his options. Without a vehicle Santa Claus then calculated that he would only be enough to carry Russia.
But soon enough Santa Claus finds an idea in governing the borderlines of Russia. This way he could convoy many more territories.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
söndag 3 februari 2019
Some mere fantasy friends
Scarlet Witch have released some more fantasy friends only to see them transformed to personality disordered ones. Aggressive Relations Personality Disorder (w/ manic features) got himself applying to 'Paradise Hotel' only to see him denied in because of dying public transports. Precognitive-Social Personality Disorder (w/ anti-social features) got himself applying to 'Friskis och Svettis Hotel' only to see him denied in because of dying-(haired) people. Fantasy (Creatures) Borderline-Social Personality Disorder (w/ autistic features) got himself applying to 'Foster's Hotel (For Imaginary Friends)' only to see him denied because of dying subsidies. Cross-Addressing Personality Disorder (w/ emotional disorder features) got himself applying to 'Bunker (Bucket) Hotel' only to see him denied as the ant war on television (dying red ants) held him occupied. They were then all united in 'Heavenly Creatures Hotel'.
// (Ar)reality Resistance Try (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reflective Toxic (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconsidered Twenty (Fantasy Creature)
// (Ar)reality Resistance Try (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reflective Toxic (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconsidered Twenty (Fantasy Creature)
måndag 14 januari 2019
Santa Claus i ett emigrationsreseperspektiv
Jultomten i New York
Going into new decades (2270 to be exact) Santa Claus still lingers with a money problem. Going into decades the new people of the world show a new-coming demand as more people grow nicer. Going into decades Santa Claus founds a problem in the work ethics - feeling tired after two-some days of hard work in the Christmas-giftbearing.
The solution to all this soon wait around the corner with the Christmas-giftbearing being sold out to form a franschise-type of action (splitting the World's gift-bearing in timely timed blocks). On top of all this; the Santa gift-bearing franschise is being fed with a headquarter in New York. At some time going into the new decades this headquarter sees to gather all Santas of the world for a rendezvous.
Going into the Santa-meeting the concept of the meeting centers through New York City's mayor clarifying (lobbying (for)) the need for Santas in New York highlighting the latest Christmas' flaw in the gift-bearing activity (as per New York). It is soon decided that the world's combined Santas will have to reposition to New York (and carry that location in their gift-bearing) (successful lobbying).
Going into the new decades (as per 2276) New Yersey merches with New York to create the world's first real metropolis. This new area is then covered by the Santa Claus' Christmas gift-bearing.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Going into new decades (2270 to be exact) Santa Claus still lingers with a money problem. Going into decades the new people of the world show a new-coming demand as more people grow nicer. Going into decades Santa Claus founds a problem in the work ethics - feeling tired after two-some days of hard work in the Christmas-giftbearing.
The solution to all this soon wait around the corner with the Christmas-giftbearing being sold out to form a franschise-type of action (splitting the World's gift-bearing in timely timed blocks). On top of all this; the Santa gift-bearing franschise is being fed with a headquarter in New York. At some time going into the new decades this headquarter sees to gather all Santas of the world for a rendezvous.
Going into the Santa-meeting the concept of the meeting centers through New York City's mayor clarifying (lobbying (for)) the need for Santas in New York highlighting the latest Christmas' flaw in the gift-bearing activity (as per New York). It is soon decided that the world's combined Santas will have to reposition to New York (and carry that location in their gift-bearing) (successful lobbying).
Going into the new decades (as per 2276) New Yersey merches with New York to create the world's first real metropolis. This new area is then covered by the Santa Claus' Christmas gift-bearing.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
tisdag 25 december 2018
Santa Claus i ett intringsikalt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Grönland
Based upon a recent update (in the year of 3355) on 'A Fluxatlas' (Maciunas, Shiomi, Tinkbottom) Santa Claus travels west to Greenland to find some golden eggs.
Santa Claus masquerades as the Easter Bunny to carry the Christmas gift-bearing but when Santa Claus arrives in Greenland he is prompted to find some painted eggs (unfound in the recent Easter).
Santa Claus installs an Egg GPS (flux machine) and finds the eggs.
The recent workaround with the Easter Bunny out of Easter duty calls for more egg hunting (as the Easter Bunny (prior) was the only one who knew where to find them).
Santa Claus gets prompted to find some more eggs.
As Christmas dwindels Santa Claus seek no more eggs so these [eggs] become valueble and seek to be included as if they were golden.
As Christmas reappears Santa Claus delivers the eggs as Christmas gifts to the Greenland inhabitants (in particular to the monarch and high commissioner.)
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Based upon a recent update (in the year of 3355) on 'A Fluxatlas' (Maciunas, Shiomi, Tinkbottom) Santa Claus travels west to Greenland to find some golden eggs.
Santa Claus masquerades as the Easter Bunny to carry the Christmas gift-bearing but when Santa Claus arrives in Greenland he is prompted to find some painted eggs (unfound in the recent Easter).
Santa Claus installs an Egg GPS (flux machine) and finds the eggs.
The recent workaround with the Easter Bunny out of Easter duty calls for more egg hunting (as the Easter Bunny (prior) was the only one who knew where to find them).
Santa Claus gets prompted to find some more eggs.
As Christmas dwindels Santa Claus seek no more eggs so these [eggs] become valueble and seek to be included as if they were golden.
As Christmas reappears Santa Claus delivers the eggs as Christmas gifts to the Greenland inhabitants (in particular to the monarch and high commissioner.)
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
onsdag 14 november 2018
Santa Claus i ett robinsoneqskt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Bahamas
It was the one vacation to be - Santa Claus would be in Bahamas just for the year - if it wasn't for the mix up of the flights. Initially - he was supposed to take the secret government private jet - but the Easter Bunny got his will to travel to the Easter Islands so Santa Claus - who wanted to travel to the Bahamas - needed his own flight. And it was then he mixed up the flights to end up on a remote uninhibited island.
It was the one vacation to be - living on the remote island for four years - under which the Christmas business got stalled until Santa Claus found a way with sending Christmas gift on a floating platform.
In need of his friends (the secret government) Santa Claus then found a way of contacting [them] with some message in a bottle. Grand Stork then could have been sent away to rescue Santa Claus if it wasn't for the undelivery of babies (Grand Stork could only travel to a specific location if it included child bearing).
Santa Claus next chance of savour included Jesus (resurrected (secret government)) - and so Jesus was sent out to save Santa Claus, but as it turned out - Jesus could only walk the water if it included no sea salt and sea salt was plentiful on this remote islands position.
The (last) chance of getting rescued comes from Jimmy Wales (secret government) but as it turned out the remote island lacked a wikipedia page and so was out of Jimmy Wales territory.
But - at last - the saviour would come - when Santa Claus got in contact with a raft company that at one time had been situated on the remote island but now lingers in a more unremote location with better market. Hitler's wereabout in the surrounding (far right politics (good Hitler)) then led to the raft company taking action from the remote island once again. And so Santa Claus finally was rescued.
The secret government was so victorious.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
It was the one vacation to be - Santa Claus would be in Bahamas just for the year - if it wasn't for the mix up of the flights. Initially - he was supposed to take the secret government private jet - but the Easter Bunny got his will to travel to the Easter Islands so Santa Claus - who wanted to travel to the Bahamas - needed his own flight. And it was then he mixed up the flights to end up on a remote uninhibited island.
It was the one vacation to be - living on the remote island for four years - under which the Christmas business got stalled until Santa Claus found a way with sending Christmas gift on a floating platform.
In need of his friends (the secret government) Santa Claus then found a way of contacting [them] with some message in a bottle. Grand Stork then could have been sent away to rescue Santa Claus if it wasn't for the undelivery of babies (Grand Stork could only travel to a specific location if it included child bearing).
Santa Claus next chance of savour included Jesus (resurrected (secret government)) - and so Jesus was sent out to save Santa Claus, but as it turned out - Jesus could only walk the water if it included no sea salt and sea salt was plentiful on this remote islands position.
The (last) chance of getting rescued comes from Jimmy Wales (secret government) but as it turned out the remote island lacked a wikipedia page and so was out of Jimmy Wales territory.
But - at last - the saviour would come - when Santa Claus got in contact with a raft company that at one time had been situated on the remote island but now lingers in a more unremote location with better market. Hitler's wereabout in the surrounding (far right politics (good Hitler)) then led to the raft company taking action from the remote island once again. And so Santa Claus finally was rescued.
The secret government was so victorious.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
måndag 15 oktober 2018
Santa Claus i ett kärleksresistent reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Honeymoon
- But I need the money for Christmas presents!
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
- But I need the money for Christmas presents!
- We shouldn't make a querrel like this on our Honeymoon but I need it for new winter boots!
- But it's just turned spring; you need no new winter boots!- No! They said on the news it's going to be snow for a whole next month!
- We can wait til we get back to the North Pole!- No! We have to do it here! To get prepared for the snowy weather!
- But please, Mrs. Claus! Where do we even go?!- We can go to the newly opened shoe sale right here at the South Pole!
- Then I will go to the newly opened bank here on the South Pole!- You shouldn't! It's going to be snow all-over!
- No! I will go for the newly opened bank on the dry tarmac and collect money for the Christmas giftbearing-activity! (Santa Claus was once again victorious.)// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
lördag 15 september 2018
Santa Claus i ett plausibelt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Båstad
Santa Claus have moved to Båstad (SWE) and have cut his beard and got a 9-5 work (but still holds his position in the North Pole (even though he stopped delivering Christmas gifts)). The work that he's now highligthing is one of an assembly line mechanism for Pepsi-Cola. Santa Claus work is simply stating to make sure the bottles of Pepsi-Cola are all tightly screwed together.
Santa Claus held on to the position for many months until he went on to find some bottle caps that was so loose on its target that Santa could get an eye on their inner. It turned out they got some kind of reward for collecting them and Santa Claus soon followed suit and took them as reward using bottle caps from Coca-Cola bottles as a substitute.
The reward couldn't be more (un)fitting - after collecting 50 of those caps you got to be Santa Claus för a day. Santa Claus applauded this finding it much more rewarding playing Santa Claus than actually being him.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Santa Claus have moved to Båstad (SWE) and have cut his beard and got a 9-5 work (but still holds his position in the North Pole (even though he stopped delivering Christmas gifts)). The work that he's now highligthing is one of an assembly line mechanism for Pepsi-Cola. Santa Claus work is simply stating to make sure the bottles of Pepsi-Cola are all tightly screwed together.
Santa Claus held on to the position for many months until he went on to find some bottle caps that was so loose on its target that Santa could get an eye on their inner. It turned out they got some kind of reward for collecting them and Santa Claus soon followed suit and took them as reward using bottle caps from Coca-Cola bottles as a substitute.
The reward couldn't be more (un)fitting - after collecting 50 of those caps you got to be Santa Claus för a day. Santa Claus applauded this finding it much more rewarding playing Santa Claus than actually being him.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
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