måndag 17 augusti 2020

Santa Claus i ett mytologiskt reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Oföddas Land

The world (2690) is controlled by an independant secret government including Santa Claus, the Grand Stork, the Easter Bunny, the Crane, the Head Elf and Sven (leader) (God's rebodyfication).

Chaos is inevident when Sven need to cut the finances of the world government. Santa Claus get the work of delivering babies (Santa is now then forced to work overhours); the Grand Stork get the work of Christmas giftbearing (as he has a lower age than Santa Claus and threrefor more eligible to carry the Christmas sack); Easter Bunny and the Crane gets married and is awaiting their first child - both will be on maternity and paternity leave respectively; the Head Elf gets sanctionized to use the Baby Name Generator and Sven is multiplying himself to rule out every other members of the secret government (it starts to rain midgets with the name of Sven).

The Head Elf (sanctionized agent) then gets the wrong end of the Baby Name Generator and so every other child gets the name of Sven until 54% of the world kid population has the name of Sven. As that; to not mix up the Christmas giftbearing (and for simplicity (I guess)) every child gets the same Christmas present by the Grand Stork.

Santa Claus so finds a way out when he succesfully lobbies for the Baby Name Generator Workers to be legitimized - leaving some Svens to govern it. These Svens (still to no (not much) good) then enables all the Svens to change their name to Quentin (and so 71% of every child on Earth goes by the name of Quentin.)

Sven is not approving this (no kids is named Sven no more) and enables agents on certification to be using the Baby Name Generator - only to see his breathren of no use with the machinery - leaving the Head Elf's breathren to be of its use (finally) and so every and another kid was to be named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman. Kids fancy this name and the children named Sven quickly change their name to aforementioned name until 86% percent of the Earth's kid population is named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman.

Although; as a name of a superhero (Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman) - this was a name of some variety incorporated by many adults and so they started lobbying for a better name for their children. The Head Elf; Santa Claus; the Grand Stork; and some (bright) children (of the world) thus sets up an authority to change the Baby Name Generator Worker(s) to that of authorized agents. As this authority will not be able to be used without Sven's (God's) approvement this meant the world kid population (95%) then went by the name Sven-Quentin Taube (a name reconned by both children and adults).

The work of the Christmas giftbearing is then much simplified (since every other child has the same name the giftbearing could be done by sending the gifts through the chimney (no house recollections)) and so Santa Claus and the Grand Stork again switches positions.

And so the world's kids was yet victorious.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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