Santa Claus i ett subversivt reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Månen

Our date of events is 2686 and the Moon has so been included in the Christmas giftbearing - albeit; thue; a recent scientific awake called for 'The Moon is made of cheese and the Moon is round' - layering a practical impossibility in the giftbearing.

Date of events so 2687 and the most recent scientific theory pronouanced 'The Moon is made of cheese or the Moon is round' layering a much higher productivity (in the Christmas giftbearing).

Albeit; thue; for real; the same year (on our next Christmas) Santa Claus found it hard to cover the Moon area - both monetary and practically - but got the Christmas giftbearing for the Moon area handled by the Grand Stork (who now then covers both the childbearing (the Man on the Moon's (Gubben i Månen) children)) and giftbearing for the Moon area) (highly revitalized in concept of increasing massfunds due to good acting Fermenta stocks).

For real; the year 2688; Santa Claus recuperated and was handling the child- and giftbearing on Earth as a return favour for the Grand Stork.

So for Christmas the same year everyone gets their will when - proclaiming 'Every child is an artist' - the parents fullfill with an art(ist) piece and - the children - will get a new home.

For real (yeah; exactly); next year (2689); the Man on the Mars (Gubben i Mars) abducts the Man on the Moon's children and later on the same year - after tinkering a while - the Man on the Mars brainwashes (bad child raising) the kids to help with an invasion of Earth.

This could have gotten past (Santa Claus and the Grand Stork) if it wasn't for the fact that one of the childs was God's (deabstractified) son.

Within the invasion; Santa Claus counter with relabeling (the kids (w/ diapers)) 'Pissing Children From Mars' (conceptual mass intervention (Itziar Okariz (2007))) and (God's son) 'Piss Christ' (original art piece (Andres Serrano (1987)) adaptation) (so the children were of no (harm) threat).

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

And so the world was once yet saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)