tisdag 25 december 2018

Santa Claus i ett intringsikalt reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Grönland

Based upon a recent update (in the year of 3355) on 'A Fluxatlas' (Maciunas, Shiomi, Tinkbottom) Santa Claus travels west to Greenland to find some golden eggs.

Santa Claus masquerades as the Easter Bunny to carry the Christmas gift-bearing but when Santa Claus arrives in Greenland he is prompted to find some painted eggs (unfound in the recent Easter).

Santa Claus installs an Egg GPS (flux machine) and finds the eggs.

The recent workaround with the Easter Bunny out of Easter duty calls for more egg hunting (as the Easter Bunny (prior) was the only one who knew where to find them).

Santa Claus gets prompted to find some more eggs.

As Christmas dwindels Santa Claus seek no more eggs so these [eggs] become valueble and seek to be included as if they were golden.

As Christmas reappears Santa Claus delivers the eggs as Christmas gifts to the Greenland inhabitants (in particular to the monarch and high commissioner.)

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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