The 50 Foot Rockband

The 50 Foot Feet Fetischist was the lone defender (1-1-8 (formation)) in a game of soccer on a large plain ('Plain of Potgurka'). The 50 Foot Feet Fetischist then was prompted by the team coach (The 50 Foot Soccer Coach) to switch position to that of an attacker but was disorientated and asking (an NPC) for the way to the "other side" penalty area and was answered to go east. And so a secret decree called (by the 50 Foot Foot Doctor) for this soccer game to undertake a redirection to that of a rock band (due to the bad effect soccer had on their counterparts feet). And so the former 51st Beatles Band Member - 51 feet tall - got it right out in the 50 Foot Rock Band and also finished runner up in the 'tallest person contest' wying away with just one feet to the 52 Foot Rye Catcher. The 53 Foot Math Teacher was the inauguaral winner before it was known that she used high heels.

// Niclas VI & Niclas VII & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Billiards Nest

Everything was completely normal if it wasn't for the 'Distilled Jukebox' playing old Lotta Engberg chorus. Up on the roof they were playing a (neverending) game of billiards with a billion balls. Everything was completetly normal if it wasn't for the 'Unemployed Jukebox' playing with 'James Bond Junior'. 'Honest John the Thirteenth' sought to consume Niclas' dick by casting a voting spell on his fantasy friends. Everything was completely normal if it wasn't for the 'Repair Shop Jukebox' playing with fire stamps. 'Honest John the Eight' was on his way masquerading as Scarlet Witch but was upheld because he had no fired secretary. Everything was so completely normal.

// Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Mark Wallinger - A Real Work Of Art

A Real Work Of Art [Bondetotovärlden]



Mark Wallinger
A Real Work Of Art
5860120301=H
cow horse, 2019


A Real Work Of Art i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as equestrian sports.


A Real Work Of Art i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as a meathead.


A Real Work Of Art i ett surrealistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as a mutated bull.


A Real Work Of Art i ett antiart-perspektiv

Here goes a cow as meatballs.


A Real Work Of Art i ett klassicistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as a cow.



A Real Work Of Art [Totobondevärlden]



Mark Wallinger
A Real Work Of Art
5860120301=H
horse cow, 2019


A Real Work Of Art i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Here goes a race horse as a bullfighter.


A Real Work Of Art i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a race horse as a galloping horse.


A Real Work Of Art i ett surrealistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a race horse as a flying pony.


A Real Work Of Art i ett antiart-perspektiv

Here goes a race horse as sunday steak.


A Real Work Of Art i ett klassicistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a horse as a horse.

// Arreality ReBodyfication Fault (Fantasy Creature) & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Oleg Kulik - The Mad Dog Performance [Konstvärlden]

The Mad Dog Performance



Oleg Kulik
The Mad Dog Performance
5860120101=L
performance, 2001


The Mad Dog Performance i ett postmodernt perspektiv

As raw as empowering.


The Mad Dog Performance i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

As raw as valuable.


The Mad Dog Performance i ett expressionistiskt perspektiv

As raw as tactile.


The Mad Dog Performance i ett romantiskt perspektiv

As raw as enlightening.


The Mad Dog Performance i ett outsider art-perspektiv

As raw as futile.


The Mad Dog Performance i ett neoklassicistiskt perspektiv

As raw as delightening.


The Mad Dog Performance i ett klassicistiskt perspektiv

As raw as empowering.

// Arreality Reconfigurating SevenCraft (Fantasy Creature) & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Plan 5 from Outer Space

The story starts off with alien invaders trying to subdue Earth by instirring zombie alien timetravellers. The trick went not so good. That attempt was afterwards dubbed as 'Plane 5 from Outer Space'. The story follows with an attempt known as 'Plan 50 from Outer Space' which involved zombie alien midget timetravellers trying to subdue Earth. The trick went not so good as Earth counterattacked with three step jumper Jhonatan Edwards and Christian Olsson jumping to the frontline and erradicating the alien mastermind (leader). Next attempt came with 'Plan 901 from Outer Space' which involved zombie alien misfit midget timetraveller. The trick went not so good as Earth answered with a mass of banana skids annihilating most of the attackers. The alien invaders then set their sight on the Moon starting with 'Plan 5 from Outer Space. The trick went not so good. The next attempt involved the alien invaders timetravelling to 1969 to subdue and mishap the Moon-landing. In the attempt of 'Plan 50 from Outer Space' the alien invaders went not so good as Jhonatan Edwards and Christian Olsson were part of the Moon-landing crew ('One small step for the athletics-world and three giant leaps for mankind'). The attempt known as 'Plan 901 from Outer Space' then followed. This time the alien misfit midget timetravellers were successful as the banana skids counteracted the Moon-landing ('One small step for man and one giant mistep for mankind.)

// Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Short notes on variably titled art pieces

If the variable title is implemented with sceptical thinking; every one and no other title is permitted; and when no thinking is allowed; the title gets corrupt and undertake a 'no title'. Please mark that the title can onceagain change but the change will then be permanent. (No more variably titled).

If the variable title is implemented with rational thinking; every one and other title is allowed with apparently no end to the relabeling. The title can undergo a relabeling to 'Untitled' but then can change moreover.

If the variable title is implemented with empiristical thinking; then every title that correlates with the art piece content is allowed. ('Untitled' and 'no title' is not allowed.)

Please mark that the primary used function (of the above choosen methods) can change on an on-off basis with the correspondant title use of that particular function.

// Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Mark Wallinger - A Real Work Of Art

A Real Work Of Art [Bondetotovärlden]



Mark Wallinger
A Real Work Of Art
012604510901=N
cow horse, 2018


A Real Work Of Art i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as a race horse (anti-art).


A Real Work Of Art i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as a bull.


A Real Work Of Art i ett surrealistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as a 'Belgian Blue'.


A Real Work Of Art i ett klassicistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a cow as a cow.



A Real Work Of Art [Totobondevärlden]



Mark Wallinger
A Real Work Of Art
012604510901=N
horse cow, 2018


A Real Work Of Art i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Here goes a race horse as a cow (anti-art).


A Real Work Of Art i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a race horse as a trotter (horse).


A Real Work Of Art i ett surrealistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a race horse as a pegasus.


A Real Work Of Art i ett klassicistiskt perspektiv

Here goes a horse as a horse.

// Arreality Reflective Timespan (Fantasy Creature) & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Henrik Aronsson - Lover's Revenge [uncut]

Lover's Revenge [Konstvärlden]



Henrik Aronsson
Lover's Revenge
012604510801=N
psycho-social, 2018


Här sker kopulation utan telepatisk länk.

Raped inklusion.



Lover's Revenge [Psykiatrivärlden]



Henrik Aronsson
Lover's Revenge
012604510801=N
psychosis, 2018


Här sker vomering och urinering utan telepatisk länk.

Raped inklusion.

// Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Joseph Beuys - How To Explain Pictures To A Dead Turtle [Antiart-världen]

How To Explain Pictures To A Dead Turtle



Joseph Beuys
How To Explain Pictures To A Dead Turtle
012604510801=N
performance, 1965


The sentiment of the art piece is to show how the art world should progress slowly and meticulated; clearly outlined and detailed; but in the end (the long past future) it will evidently surpass as something strange and (dead) (vividly outlining new art to devolve old art).

// Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature) & Henrik VIII

Joseph Beuys - How To Explain Pictures To A Dead Hare [Konstvärlden]

How To Explain Pictures To A Dead Hare



Joseph Beuys
How To Explain Pictures To A Dead Hare
012604510801=N
performance, 1965


The sentiment of the art piece is to show how the art world gone wrong with taking leaps into next movement (and movement and movement) and then also in rushes showing how the art world is on the verge of being distilled (and/or short lived).

// Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature) & Henrik VIII

Installation Performance

The story starts with a reincarnated Doug Polk as a (smart) pig. The pig has started to get bad eyesight and wears glasses (in his older years). The pig has avoided to get Christmas dinner every year in the past 20 years - but this Christmas he will ultimately fail. A [clown] will burn his arse and then he will be a prize in [the] Bingolotto. But only the bravest can win him; the ones who shares the most Bingolotto-bricks. But then someone saw to spare [the pig's] life - turning him into an installation art piece. But only the bravest can win him; the ones who share the most art noveua-entrance tickets. But then someone saw to sacrifice [the pig] - turning him into a biological experiment. The pig smelled of arson but could soon be experimented on. But then someone saw to spare [the pig's] life - turning him into a performance art piece. But only the bravest can win him; the ones who shares the most pig festivity tickets. But then the pig festivity held a bingo-session. And then [the pig] turned into an installation performance (life saved).

// Arreality Recharacteristified To (Forever) (Fantasy Creature) & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Mass Wedding

The wedding takes place in a cathedral and features the drop-in wedding of 'A (Dimensional Traveller's) Reality Training' & 'A (Dimensional Traveller's) Realistic Traits', 'A (Traveller Dimensional's) Realistic Traits' & 'A (Traveller Dimensional's) Reality Training', 'Arreality Restplace Generic' & 'Arreality Rivals Gandalf' and 'Alternate Reality Truth's Clone' & 'Alternate Reality Gigaverse'. The wedding is postponed one day cause of bad weather and bad pitch. The wedding guests is comprised of Hollywood stars and mutants alike and will be directed without a priest and without of promises. The wedding features mutant flesh as wedding food and mutants with super strenght - lifting weights to off shore music - as wedding entertainment. At one point during the wedding ceremony some mutants claim to hijack the wedding proposing for inter-marriage between Hollywood stars and mutants alike. At the wedding ceremony some mutants claims the role of priest with the superpower of turning wine to water. The former priest was a drunken alcoholic with a storage of alcoholic bevearedges in the cathedral basement. At one point the priest-proposing mutant(s) mixes (confusing) this wedding with the Las Vegas wedding the last day and wrongfully starts to smoke ('Alternate Reality Stick') in an attempt of travelling to the aforementioned city (Las Vegas). The priest-proposing mutant(s) with the power to manipulate probabilities then start layering odds of a successful marriage counter a non-successful marriage. All income goes split between the wedding aspirants and layering 1.10 (successful marriage) versus 4 (non-successful marriage) the pieces starts to accumulate. In an attempt of making more money the wedding aspirants then sell the wedding as an installation art piece to the pope who then remade it [into] his and Cicciolina's wedding (found intervention) and then selling it to mass murderer (mass shooter) Jared Lee Loughner to finance [the pope's] divorce lawyer.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other World Persona) & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Henrik Aronsson - Installation Art

The journey goes from New York City to the North Pole and back. The plane that holds the journey is a drunken old junky Cessna. The captain on the journey is a drunken old junky boy who dreams of becoming a small time cookie salesman for his fantazised dragoons and hippopotomas. He finds no love in the cold landscape of the North Pole. He fantazising about selling some cookies to old junky [space invaders] selling small time cookie salesmen. The salesmen are on the brink of destruction in New York because of some old junky realisation. In Newark the captain fantazises about becoming a small time cookie salesman water salesmen sold to North Korea as bridemaids. In Wisconsin he fantazises about becoming a girl. In New York the journey from North Korea to the North Pole is sold as an installation art piece from a small time old junky water (milk (&)) cookie salesman as a gift to the old junky Newark captain bridemaid.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other World Persona) & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)