söndag 14 april 2019

Santa Claus i ett klimatsmart reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Mallorca

By the year 3606 world's population hits the new roof as several metropolis' rules the world with billions of people each a piece and the demand for Christmas gifts is almost impossible to convey.

When things could not get more worse the head raindeer (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer) of the crowd of raindeer quits and moves to Palermo to come closer to his dad (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer's Father (former Vice Raindeer)) (who had relocated to South Pole) and - for the better part - this raindeer used to guide in warm weather (red light (mule) constringent to act to show in sunny weather) (working as the opposite - Rita the Yellow-Nosed Raindeer (new Vice Raindeer) guides in cold weather (yellow light)).

And then - totally out of the blue - came a new ice age to Santa Claus' rescue with every imaginable place on Earth hit with snow and ice - except; Mallorca; who acted under an ozon hole and so many more billions of people moved over there.

Now with a more trackable surface the gift-bearing could hit 100% again (except for Mallorca (who held the majority of Earth's population)).

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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