Jultomten i Bahamas
It was the one vacation to be - Santa Claus would be in Bahamas just for the year - if it wasn't for the mix up of the flights. Initially - he was supposed to take the secret government private jet - but the Easter Bunny got his will to travel to the Easter Islands so Santa Claus - who wanted to travel to the Bahamas - needed his own flight. And it was then he mixed up the flights to end up on a remote uninhibited island.
It was the one vacation to be - living on the remote island for four years - under which the Christmas business got stalled until Santa Claus found a way with sending Christmas gift on a floating platform.
In need of his friends (the secret government) Santa Claus then found a way of contacting [them] with some message in a bottle. Grand Stork then could have been sent away to rescue Santa Claus if it wasn't for the undelivery of babies (Grand Stork could only travel to a specific location if it included child bearing).
Santa Claus next chance of savour included Jesus (resurrected (secret government)) - and so Jesus was sent out to save Santa Claus, but as it turned out - Jesus could only walk the water if it included no sea salt and sea salt was plentiful on this remote islands position.
The (last) chance of getting rescued comes from Jimmy Wales (secret government) but as it turned out the remote island lacked a wikipedia page and so was out of Jimmy Wales territory.
But - at last - the saviour would come - when Santa Claus got in contact with a raft company that at one time had been situated on the remote island but now lingers in a more unremote location with better market. Hitler's wereabout in the surrounding (far right politics (good Hitler)) then led to the raft company taking action from the remote island once again. And so Santa Claus finally was rescued.
The secret government was so victorious.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
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