lördag 15 september 2018

Santa Claus i ett plausibelt reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Båstad

Santa Claus have moved to Båstad (SWE) and have cut his beard and got a 9-5 work (but still holds his position in the North Pole (even though he stopped delivering Christmas gifts)). The work that he's now highligthing is one of an assembly line mechanism for Pepsi-Cola. Santa Claus work is simply stating to make sure the bottles of Pepsi-Cola are all tightly screwed together.

Santa Claus held on to the position for many months until he went on to find some bottle caps that was so loose on its target that Santa could get an eye on their inner. It turned out they got some kind of reward for collecting them and Santa Claus soon followed suit and took them as reward using bottle caps from Coca-Cola bottles as a substitute.

The reward couldn't be more (un)fitting - after collecting 50 of those caps you got to be Santa Claus för a day. Santa Claus applauded this finding it much more rewarding playing Santa Claus than actually being him.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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