Jultomten i Snow Bear (North Pole)
It's a new year; we have come to 2375; but Santa Claus still lingers with money problem. Selling out Chistmas to Ivory Coast didn't reach the wanted effect and Santa Claus now finds a way in selling out Christmas to retarded snow bears.
Selling out Christmas to 'The United Nation of Snow Bears (North Pole)' seemed at first hand a good idea since the head snow bear had won 81 golds in the 'Snow Bear Paralympics'. Albeit; the head snow bear - and practically every other bear; didn't seem to know the difference with right and wrong (right and left) missing key points in interaction between gift-recipients and in navigation between said gift-recipients ('Even if you win (in the 'Snow Bear Paralympics') you're still retarded (and a snow bear)').
A worthwhile solution got itself presented with GPS-navigator chip included within the snow bears brains allowing them to find ways in greater areas. The interaction inbetween their "customers" didn't got solved although with some instances of snow bears eating some grand mothers for snacks inbetween the gift-bearing.
A solution to this then (at last) found a way with some breeding between (peaceful) brown bears in a Swedish Zoo and some snow bears. The brown snow bears then could conquer the world (in every way the Christmas gift-bearing) (with the assistance of Santa Claus).
And so Christmas was once again saved.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
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