Jultomten i Hollywood
Cinema Package
I Am Santa Claus
Mission To Mars
Starship Troopers - Traitor Of Mars
The Last Days On Mars
Santa Claus - Serial Rapist
The Santa Incident
Biker Mice from Mars
Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus
The Year Without A Santa Claus
Santa Hunters
Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus
Having just recieved a copy of 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians' (sequel) (in 3255) the Martians counter-attack was one with overwriting their copies of the aformentioned movie with the movie 'Mars Attacks!' (1996).
Santa Claus move then was to send the Martians a cinema package so that they would have to be up all night watching movies (no art stealing) (original cinema package - 'I Am Santa Claus' (2014) - 'Mission To Mars' (2000) - 'Starship Troopers - Traitor Of Mars' (2017) - 'The Last Days On Mars' (2013)).
The Martians thue; where hot on its heels starting to screen the movies on specific cultural cinemas (thus enabling them art). The then most recent movie included in the cinema package was 'Santa Claus - Serial Rapist' (2016) and 'The Santa Incident' (2010).
Following the tides unto this recent cinema package Santa Claus (from a prison cell (see above)) was sending the Martians the TV-series (not art!) 'Biker Mice from Mars' which would devolute all Martians to mices riding bikes through space.
The Martians was then (to seemingly put an end to the battle) sending a needle update on the cinema package with 'Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus' (2008) (not art) and 'The Year Without A Santa Claus' (1974) (not art).
Putting the artfactor in this recent update on the cinema package (battle) Santa Claus edited out the ending on 'Where The #$&% Is Santa Claus' and 'The Year Without A Santa Claus' (turning them art) thus freeing himself from the captivity instigating a final note to the Martians with (cinema package update) 'Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus' (1991), 'Santa Hunters' (2014) and 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians III - Bringing An End To The Martian Threat' (2192).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas (and the world) was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
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