Jultomten i Ryssland
It's time for 2325 to be a year to be reckon; Santa Claus have dwindling funds and desperatingly seeks for new ways to explore Christmas (cheap ways). Upon a meeting with Russian mafia gods during the last Christmas gift-bearing Santa Claus so next year finds a way in selling out Christmas (in a contract kind of way) to the mentioned mafia gods.
This means (in explicit terms) that one out of four presents will be delivered all across Russia (who account for the designed gift-bearing location) in this the new Christmas gift-bearing; including an alarm clock (timed bomb); a pillow (choke hazard); a suit (mafia designed); and a gift discount card (to pay for mafia services).
Even if Santa Claus upon releaving this have some form of regret the dice is already long cast with dice men all over Russia now implemented in this new gift-bearing regulation. If not... there was some form of weakminded deliberation upon deciding who got to be the new Santa Claus (mafia gods Santa). This deliberation went on and on until finally the [a] man driving Siberian Huskey's came to mind (even if he was a drunkard) as this new Christmas executer could use the dogs for a [the] sleigh.
Finally so; the Christmas Eve was aclose and the new Santa [Claus] figure came to rest in his resident just hours before leaving for duty. Doing the Christmas gift-bearing activity in a Santa [Claus] way this new Christmas figure so have to life with his [the] (toys) and other Christmas gift paraphernalia before going out on the field - resting in his new suit (in a [the] quite a [the] comfy material) on a pillow just designed for this (or not (!)) he is about half an hour from which he used his gift discount card in Kappahl (!) and waiting for the alarm clock to boom - if it wasn't for the multiple snooze occasions - leaving the Russian Santa to oversleep Christmas (!).
Seeing this failed Christmas gift-bearing Russian mafia god service drawing Christmas to a close (an undisclosed one) Santa so eventually got the contract upheld and Christmas back to the North Pole and the (former) Santa Claus.
And so the Russian mafia god Santa was yet a failure.
(And so Christmas was once again saved.)
(And so the world (Russia) was once again saved.)
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
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