onsdag 14 augusti 2019

Santa Claus i ett analfabetiskt reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Elfenbenskusten

It's the new year and we have come to 2350 and Santa Claus still lingers with money problem. Selling out Christmas to the Russian mafia seemed worthless and Santa Claus now finds a way in selling out Christmas to the Ivory Coast.

Seeing much fortitude in doing so things - once well overhand - could have turned out better (for the Christmas gift-bearing's sake). Having to distant great miles in sand and only sand the camels worked for instead of raindeers seemed to be to slow to cover anything than Ivory Coast for the Christmas gift-bearing.

Furtheron; things have gotten to much gift-bearing mistakes partaking to the open sand land and the much affluent mirages which left the new Santa Claus in much trouble delivering Christmas gift in open areas (with delivering addresses who turns out nothing but a (sand) delusion).

(Even so) furtheron; the Christmas gifts has within this new regulation been reduced to nothing but paintings of stick figures; dolls with easy limbs; and crashed cars.

The one solution was to bear down to the northern of Sweden having this region's kids leaving the Christmas craftmaking - cephalopods (as opposed to stick figures) was then introduced as the new times (with Christmas in Ivory Coast) Christmas gifts.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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