tisdag 7 maj 2019

Santa Claus i ett minimalistiskt konstperspektiv

Santa Claus i ett minimalistiskt konstperspektiv

We are at 3700 and Santa Claus again finds a problem getting eqivocal funds for his Christmas giftbearing since contractors sold out North Pole and Santa Claus had to reply with buying his lot at named living space.

Santa Claus now had to go really cheap and finds himself with Christmas gifts as Ben Vautier's 'Nothing' (2018); Diana Brockparty's 'Vacuum' (2389); Richard Greatfunkle's 'Virtual Particle' (2508) and Gry Funkleheads' 'Higgs Particle' (2667). Sorryly; thue - 'Vacuum' got itself negated with Rosa Littlelina's (who attended the same art school as the artist of 'Making Her Bead' (My Bed-(Tracey Emin) intervention))) 'Vacuum Cleaner' (dada intervention); 'Virtual Particle' (who got itself tested for a few Christmases) seemed to be at the sled and about to be delivered (Christmas giftbearing) when about to be made inventory for and at the Santa Claus factory when under Santa Claus' delivery phase (Christmas giftbearing) and 'Higgs Particle' seemed to make the Santa Claus' sled immobile in sky (mobile on ground).

The last outpost (in the Christmas giftbearing) was so turned to 'Nothing' if it wasn't for Santa Claus' turnaround not wanting to give the world's nicest kids nothing for Christmas. And, again; in the next turnaround to the tale some mix-up in the sender's part saw Santa Claus getting Donald Judd's soul (2 billion dollar) instead of 'Nothing' (500 dollar).

Santa Claus could now satisfy both the world's children (hard packages) and the world's grown ups in his new trade of furniture Christmas gifts.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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