Santa Claus i ett neo-dadaistiskt konstperspektiv

Santa Claus i ett neo-dadaistiskt konstperspektiv

2430 - new time - new rules (of the artworld) - the artworld is on its decay with several key works no longer classified as art. It all started with a proposal leaving everyday people in charge of the art world institution with the s.c art jury duty.

One work that didn't go through (with this new panel) was 'Kvik Kitchen' (relational concept aesthetics) (2410) as the art panel no longer deemed a cool kitchen in line with the Declaration of Human Rights ('Everybody has a right to a cool kitchen'). 'Kvik Kitchen' was then transformed in line with the 'Home Decoration World'.

Furtheron; 'Mona Lisa' (spatialistic performance) ('Adolf Hitler') (2420) (with her boobs clearly on display); was then transformed in line with the 'Porn World'.

Further on; 'Damien Hirst's' The Physical Impossibility Of Death In The Mind Of Someone Living' was also declared anti-art as the tiger shark was deemed an endangered specie. This work was also transformed (('Shark') (ocean salt water surface catch) (2426) ('Fishing World')).

But a new climate was on its course as new jurymembers (far left; historicians; one outdated artist) lobbyied for a return of the above numbered pieces.

Firston; even if the kitchen of Kvik wasn't art, new proposals (within the art jury (historicians)) left 'Kvik Bath Room' ('Art World') (2430) as art. Secondly - the outdated artist painted a jacket on 'Mona Lisa' (intervention) ('Art World') (2430) - leaving the painting ones again as art - and thirdon; the art jury far left flank deemed (on an utilitarist point of view) the feelings of endangered tiger sharks undermined by the feelings of the original artist and so 'Hirst's' tiger shark in formaldehyde was also this piece once again art (('Beautiful Inside My Head Forever') ('Art World') (2430)).

And so the artworld was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)