Santa Claus i ett manipulerat gudaperspektiv

Jultomten av Politik

It's election time coming into 2850 when Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny battles out the voting compendium for the power to bring the Christmas giftbearing with the loser standing fall with the Easter egg duties.

Election time starts to grow immensively near with The Easter Bunny seemingly in the forefront with ships (at dry land) and residence buildings with Easter Bunny election slogans.

These ships could have been legislated for the Easter Bunny's election campaign if it wasn't for the fact that these ships (and residence buildings) unknowingly appears - at first hand; arbitrarily - every other two weeks except for friday's.

Surprisingly thue; these ships (and residence) buildings seems to stem from a varily of countries and soon enough the Easter Bunny declares that these ships (and residence buildings) are of unknown source not legitimized as from the Easter Bunny.

The source of these residence buildings (and ships) is soon revieled as from scientists (doctors; professors and the likes) working on a nearby science facility teleporting ships (and residence buildings) from foreign countries as for science reasons (and supporting the Easter Bunny thinking her Clausery will better suit their demand (feeling they can claim more Christmas gifts with the Easter Bunny proposed Christmas gifthunting)) (working shifts every two other weeks explaining the regularity of the ships (and residence buildings) conundrum).

And so Christmas draw nears with all the precautionary procedures from both the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus all surveys point for a landslide victory for the Easter Bunny.

But when election time approaches and the winner is about to be announced the surpricing outcome is Santa Claus for winner (!!).

Pointing at a location nearby (a rusty church) the winning team is sure to imply all doctors and scientists from another (larger) science facility (hijacking the voters count with multiple of votings per person in this enclosed environment) meaning the church is only masking as a church but instead holding branch as a voters collegium further declaring that it is moved by there from a nearby country (cloaking it for the reminder of the week (except for Sundays) by a Philadelphia experiment approach).

And so the new winner is announced as Santa Claus now breaching ground with every one other country included in his giftbearing (included as the country of origin from the residence houses and ships teleported over to his ground).

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

Easter Bunny was once again failing.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)