lördag 7 september 2019

Santa Claus i ett hypermodernt konstperspektiv

Santa Claus i ett hypermodernt konstperspektiv

Switzerland 4250 - The country of promise and fortune in a golden era - or atleast the Christmas fortune of one lucky boy who have eaten his spinach every day - and with it promise of whatever he wants for Christmas even if it ends up being a Swiss murder weapon (conceptual sculpture) - a chainsaw with a knife and some syringe in a needle (enough for killing a large goat (or a living person)).

But this guy (the Christmas recipient) isn't quite of the aggressive kind - until he gets his spinach solution with some arsenic - altough he survives his rage was supersceding. So it come to the situation that he became a serial killer preying on Christmas recipients killing them and hijacking their Christmas presents in the meantime.

Noone really reacted though until the mad serial killer threatened to blow up the whole of Switzerland and grabbing every Christmas present of all of the Swiss Christmas recipients in the process - only then Santa Claus reacted and took the role of Swiss saviour.

Although it didn't start of very well with Santa Claus cutting the wrong wire (on the mega large bomb planted by the mad Swiss serial killer (and serial bomber)) and so could only byline the inevident - the blow up of the whole of Switzerland.

Luckily though - as everyone had planned for Santa Claus to hail the situation - Santa Claus had bet on the other way around and could so eager with a very large bunch of cash (ahead of the blow up (by the mad Swiss serial killer (serial bomber))) - large enough to be able to finance the rebuilt of Switzerland and to hire mercenaries to hunt down the mad Swiss serial killer (serial bomber).

And so the mad Swiss serial killer (serial bomber) was yet a failure.

And so Switzerland was yet saved.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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