måndag 24 augusti 2020

Santa Claus i ett handelsabstraktperspektiv

Jultomten med Civil Clausery

The area - all over the world -- the time - Christmas time --- the mode (flow) - anarchy (befesting) ---- the year - 3285.

Santa-believers have by now started to erupt (as an) underground black market following the Christmas ban and so - in a civil clausery way - Santa-believers buys services - sells services -- trade services --- all in a stand to make way around the ban (of Christmas) and still instill some Christmas feelings ---- managerizes - keepings - celebratings.

This underground market have so started to make more and more of a mark and it was just the inevitable that what was to become.

In a way to become a "no magnet" and to errade his way to many and many more of the world's households one of these Santa-belivers out there on Christmas Eve (Day) forgot to tell the magic line (before his departure) -- "I will be out there to collect the newspaper".

And not did he just forgot the magic line he soon started to embark on a too slow route and so the contingents back home started to winse around his whereabouts --- and so it came to be that they [back home] sent out a description to make him searched for by the police.

But so; at first Santa was not in any danger being out there incognito dressed in a shirt and jacket and so got his way undetected by the police ---- who didn't get a suitable answer of how he [the Santa-believer] was dressed when last seen.

But soon(er) or later the -- now -- disstraught Santa-believer started to get the cold being out there in deep wintersnow all day long and got his way with the Santa-clad coat around his upper body.

But that was a bigger mistake as one could have guissed as the police ----- being out there hunting both black market Santas and the displaced Santa-believer ----- soon could spot the unfortunate Santa-believer and so this special Santa underground venturist got apprehended by the men of law.

The judgement (by the men in law) went sooner than anyone could have imagined --- but all-thewhile some fortunistic (opportunistic) --- as the Santa-believer ------ when interacting with the police ------ flicked his (fake) Santa-corporated business card --- and went sentenced to live in a mental institution.

The tale could have ended there but so it came to be that all other personell (cleaners, mechanics ect (the sentenced Santa-believer had worked on this special institution (as a cleaner) earlier on)) working at this insitution wanted to be Santa ---- all regular personell (psych ward caretakers (and doctors)) believed they were Santa Claus ---- and all the patients was Santa Claus.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

The Santa-believer was yet saved.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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