Childrens
He says his secretly magical word and transforms from a teddy bear to the superhero SuperTed.
// Niclas VIII
lördag 29 augusti 2020
Top 75 Television Series [52]
52. SuperTed
Childrens
He says his secretly magical word and transforms from a teddy bear to the superhero SuperTed.
// Niclas VIII
Childrens
He says his secretly magical word and transforms from a teddy bear to the superhero SuperTed.
// Niclas VIII
måndag 24 augusti 2020
Santa Claus i ett handelsabstraktperspektiv
Jultomten med Civil Clausery
The area - all over the world -- the time - Christmas time --- the mode (flow) - anarchy (befesting) ---- the year - 3285.
Santa-believers have by now started to erupt (as an) underground black market following the Christmas ban and so - in a civil clausery way - Santa-believers buys services - sells services -- trade services --- all in a stand to make way around the ban (of Christmas) and still instill some Christmas feelings ---- managerizes - keepings - celebratings.
This underground market have so started to make more and more of a mark and it was just the inevitable that what was to become.
In a way to become a "no magnet" and to errade his way to many and many more of the world's households one of these Santa-belivers out there on Christmas Eve (Day) forgot to tell the magic line (before his departure) -- "I will be out there to collect the newspaper".
And not did he just forgot the magic line he soon started to embark on a too slow route and so the contingents back home started to winse around his whereabouts --- and so it came to be that they [back home] sent out a description to make him searched for by the police.
But so; at first Santa was not in any danger being out there incognito dressed in a shirt and jacket and so got his way undetected by the police ---- who didn't get a suitable answer of how he [the Santa-believer] was dressed when last seen.
But soon(er) or later the -- now -- disstraught Santa-believer started to get the cold being out there in deep wintersnow all day long and got his way with the Santa-clad coat around his upper body.
But that was a bigger mistake as one could have guissed as the police ----- being out there hunting both black market Santas and the displaced Santa-believer ----- soon could spot the unfortunate Santa-believer and so this special Santa underground venturist got apprehended by the men of law.
The judgement (by the men in law) went sooner than anyone could have imagined --- but all-thewhile some fortunistic (opportunistic) --- as the Santa-believer ------ when interacting with the police ------ flicked his (fake) Santa-corporated business card --- and went sentenced to live in a mental institution.
The tale could have ended there but so it came to be that all other personell (cleaners, mechanics ect (the sentenced Santa-believer had worked on this special institution (as a cleaner) earlier on)) working at this insitution wanted to be Santa ---- all regular personell (psych ward caretakers (and doctors)) believed they were Santa Claus ---- and all the patients was Santa Claus.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
The Santa-believer was yet saved.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
The area - all over the world -- the time - Christmas time --- the mode (flow) - anarchy (befesting) ---- the year - 3285.
Santa-believers have by now started to erupt (as an) underground black market following the Christmas ban and so - in a civil clausery way - Santa-believers buys services - sells services -- trade services --- all in a stand to make way around the ban (of Christmas) and still instill some Christmas feelings ---- managerizes - keepings - celebratings.
This underground market have so started to make more and more of a mark and it was just the inevitable that what was to become.
In a way to become a "no magnet" and to errade his way to many and many more of the world's households one of these Santa-belivers out there on Christmas Eve (Day) forgot to tell the magic line (before his departure) -- "I will be out there to collect the newspaper".
And not did he just forgot the magic line he soon started to embark on a too slow route and so the contingents back home started to winse around his whereabouts --- and so it came to be that they [back home] sent out a description to make him searched for by the police.
But so; at first Santa was not in any danger being out there incognito dressed in a shirt and jacket and so got his way undetected by the police ---- who didn't get a suitable answer of how he [the Santa-believer] was dressed when last seen.
But soon(er) or later the -- now -- disstraught Santa-believer started to get the cold being out there in deep wintersnow all day long and got his way with the Santa-clad coat around his upper body.
But that was a bigger mistake as one could have guissed as the police ----- being out there hunting both black market Santas and the displaced Santa-believer ----- soon could spot the unfortunate Santa-believer and so this special Santa underground venturist got apprehended by the men of law.
The judgement (by the men in law) went sooner than anyone could have imagined --- but all-thewhile some fortunistic (opportunistic) --- as the Santa-believer ------ when interacting with the police ------ flicked his (fake) Santa-corporated business card --- and went sentenced to live in a mental institution.
The tale could have ended there but so it came to be that all other personell (cleaners, mechanics ect (the sentenced Santa-believer had worked on this special institution (as a cleaner) earlier on)) working at this insitution wanted to be Santa ---- all regular personell (psych ward caretakers (and doctors)) believed they were Santa Claus ---- and all the patients was Santa Claus.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
The Santa-believer was yet saved.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
torsdag 20 augusti 2020
Top 100 Movies [70]
70. The Animatrix
Animated science fiction
The two-dimensional matrix has been cracked/hacked and so the brains got detached from its jars/bars. At the end of the night there will be no hack/sack.
// Niclas VIII
Animated science fiction
The two-dimensional matrix has been cracked/hacked and so the brains got detached from its jars/bars. At the end of the night there will be no hack/sack.
// Niclas VIII
måndag 17 augusti 2020
Santa Claus i ett mytologiskt reseperspektiv
Jultomten i Oföddas Land
The world (2690) is controlled by an independant secret government including Santa Claus, the Grand Stork, the Easter Bunny, the Crane, the Head Elf and Sven (leader) (God's rebodyfication).
Chaos is inevident when Sven need to cut the finances of the world government. Santa Claus get the work of delivering babies (Santa is now then forced to work overhours); the Grand Stork get the work of Christmas giftbearing (as he has a lower age than Santa Claus and threrefor more eligible to carry the Christmas sack); Easter Bunny and the Crane gets married and is awaiting their first child - both will be on maternity and paternity leave respectively; the Head Elf gets sanctionized to use the Baby Name Generator and Sven is multiplying himself to rule out every other members of the secret government (it starts to rain midgets with the name of Sven).
The Head Elf (sanctionized agent) then gets the wrong end of the Baby Name Generator and so every other child gets the name of Sven until 54% of the world kid population has the name of Sven. As that; to not mix up the Christmas giftbearing (and for simplicity (I guess)) every child gets the same Christmas present by the Grand Stork.
Santa Claus so finds a way out when he succesfully lobbies for the Baby Name Generator Workers to be legitimized - leaving some Svens to govern it. These Svens (still to no (not much) good) then enables all the Svens to change their name to Quentin (and so 71% of every child on Earth goes by the name of Quentin.)
Sven is not approving this (no kids is named Sven no more) and enables agents on certification to be using the Baby Name Generator - only to see his breathren of no use with the machinery - leaving the Head Elf's breathren to be of its use (finally) and so every and another kid was to be named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman. Kids fancy this name and the children named Sven quickly change their name to aforementioned name until 86% percent of the Earth's kid population is named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman.
Although; as a name of a superhero (Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman) - this was a name of some variety incorporated by many adults and so they started lobbying for a better name for their children. The Head Elf; Santa Claus; the Grand Stork; and some (bright) children (of the world) thus sets up an authority to change the Baby Name Generator Worker(s) to that of authorized agents. As this authority will not be able to be used without Sven's (God's) approvement this meant the world kid population (95%) then went by the name Sven-Quentin Taube (a name reconned by both children and adults).
The work of the Christmas giftbearing is then much simplified (since every other child has the same name the giftbearing could be done by sending the gifts through the chimney (no house recollections)) and so Santa Claus and the Grand Stork again switches positions.
And so the world's kids was yet victorious.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
The world (2690) is controlled by an independant secret government including Santa Claus, the Grand Stork, the Easter Bunny, the Crane, the Head Elf and Sven (leader) (God's rebodyfication).
Chaos is inevident when Sven need to cut the finances of the world government. Santa Claus get the work of delivering babies (Santa is now then forced to work overhours); the Grand Stork get the work of Christmas giftbearing (as he has a lower age than Santa Claus and threrefor more eligible to carry the Christmas sack); Easter Bunny and the Crane gets married and is awaiting their first child - both will be on maternity and paternity leave respectively; the Head Elf gets sanctionized to use the Baby Name Generator and Sven is multiplying himself to rule out every other members of the secret government (it starts to rain midgets with the name of Sven).
The Head Elf (sanctionized agent) then gets the wrong end of the Baby Name Generator and so every other child gets the name of Sven until 54% of the world kid population has the name of Sven. As that; to not mix up the Christmas giftbearing (and for simplicity (I guess)) every child gets the same Christmas present by the Grand Stork.
Santa Claus so finds a way out when he succesfully lobbies for the Baby Name Generator Workers to be legitimized - leaving some Svens to govern it. These Svens (still to no (not much) good) then enables all the Svens to change their name to Quentin (and so 71% of every child on Earth goes by the name of Quentin.)
Sven is not approving this (no kids is named Sven no more) and enables agents on certification to be using the Baby Name Generator - only to see his breathren of no use with the machinery - leaving the Head Elf's breathren to be of its use (finally) and so every and another kid was to be named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman. Kids fancy this name and the children named Sven quickly change their name to aforementioned name until 86% percent of the Earth's kid population is named Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman.
Although; as a name of a superhero (Karl-Ture Johan-Turo Stugman) - this was a name of some variety incorporated by many adults and so they started lobbying for a better name for their children. The Head Elf; Santa Claus; the Grand Stork; and some (bright) children (of the world) thus sets up an authority to change the Baby Name Generator Worker(s) to that of authorized agents. As this authority will not be able to be used without Sven's (God's) approvement this meant the world kid population (95%) then went by the name Sven-Quentin Taube (a name reconned by both children and adults).
The work of the Christmas giftbearing is then much simplified (since every other child has the same name the giftbearing could be done by sending the gifts through the chimney (no house recollections)) and so Santa Claus and the Grand Stork again switches positions.
And so the world's kids was yet victorious.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
söndag 16 augusti 2020
Gryningspyromanen Junior - Gryningspyromanen [Psykiatrivärlden]
Gryningspyromanen
In the center of the Earth there are no fires. Doctor Mustard Man saves (the children) the day.
// Niclas VIII
In the center of the Earth there are no fires. Doctor Mustard Man saves (the children) the day.
// Niclas VIII
lördag 15 augusti 2020
Top 50 Murderers [36]
36. Levona Svensson
Double murderer
Recommensing the soul (spirit) of Levona; the city of Växjö's only double murderer.
// Niclas VIII
Double murderer
Recommensing the soul (spirit) of Levona; the city of Växjö's only double murderer.
// Niclas VIII
torsdag 13 augusti 2020
Top 75 Television Series [53]
53. Saul of the Mole Men
Comedy
Adult Swim's första live action-serie om ett gäng geologer som fastnar på väg mot Jorden's mitt.
// Niclas VI
Comedy
Adult Swim's första live action-serie om ett gäng geologer som fastnar på väg mot Jorden's mitt.
// Niclas VI
onsdag 12 augusti 2020
Fyra små mordbränder (sh)
Fyra kortfilmer av the Killing Gang - Gunnar Rehlin - En liten film om en mordbrännare; Ben & Gunnar - En liten film om att starta en brand; På sista versen - En liten film om en mordbrand; Torsk på Tallinn - En liten film om mordbrännare - där den sista är den mest kända men inte den bästa.
// Niclas VIII
// Niclas VIII
söndag 9 augusti 2020
Ulf Borgström - Gryningspyromanen [Krimvärlden]
Gryningspyromanen
Branden existerar i en idévärld eller hos sinnevärlden av en manifesterad brand.
// Event Municipation CjqVmn
Branden existerar i en idévärld eller hos sinnevärlden av en manifesterad brand.
// Event Municipation CjqVmn
torsdag 6 augusti 2020
Top 75 Television Series [54]
54. The Comedians
Mockumentary comedy
Mockumentär (som t.ex Ulveson & Herngren) men med en experimentell twist på sketcherna.
// Niclas VII
Mockumentary comedy
Mockumentär (som t.ex Ulveson & Herngren) men med en experimentell twist på sketcherna.
// Niclas VII
onsdag 5 augusti 2020
Al Moonwalker
Al Moonwalker gets a bye from the electric chair using the force. He lives on fruitfully (murdering a few 100s little mermaids) until he is killed by a giant frog. In the afterlife his soul is despaired having his soul traded for that of a small frog. A medium frog then uses his powers of clairvoyance to gain information about how to subtract Al's soul into his own body. A medium mermaid then dislocate Al's body.
// Niclas VI & Niclas VII
// Niclas VI & Niclas VII
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