Santa Claus i ett diktatoriskt konceptperspektiv

Jultomten på Advokat

New year new opportunities Santa Claus could have winsed going into the 3280's if it wasn't for the ever-expanding Europe (European Union) and its new leader (dictator). (He [the dictator] makes a Christmas ban and illegalize Santa Clausery (yes, that's what it's called (!!)))

As a way around this recent ban several Santa-believers hope to gain legality by going to court and state that a mental illness lies behind their Clausery. Santa-believers all around the world so starts a confortion and split Europe gift-bearing activity between eachother. (He gets a Santa mask, a Santa coat and a Santa cap for Christmas).

Santa-believers fail in court meaning a mental Santa-believing is also against the law. Europe is dwindling in its status and many see this as a way going far-right and not the all bout love-thing. (He is Santa Claus. Love is back in the Europe region (!!)).

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

And so Europe's (European Union's) dictator was yet saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Nam June Paik - Danger Music For Dick Higgins

Danger Music For Dick Higgins [Konstvärlden]

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Nam June Paik
Danger Music For Dick Higgins
586012030201=H
minimalistic music, 1963


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Danger Music For Dick Higgins [Musikpoesivärlden]

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Nam June Paik
Danger Music For Dick Higgins
586012030201=H
text-composition, 1963


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Danger Music For Dick Higgins [Antiart-världen]

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Nam June Paik
Danger Music For Dick Higgins
586012030201=H
dance music, 1963


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Danger Music For Dick Higgins [Musikvärlden]

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Nam June Paik
Danger Music For Dick Higgins
586012030201=H
songwriting, 1963


Här blir textraden till falsifierat resultat.

// Arreality Rewriting Fluxus-day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reproducing Fluxus-day (Fantasy Creature)

Dick Higgins - Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik

Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik [Konstvärlden]

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Dick Higgins
Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik
586012030201=H
minimalistic music, 1963


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Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik [Musikpoesivärlden]

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Dick Higgins
Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik
586012030201=H
text-composition, 1963


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Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik [Antiart-världen]

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Dick Higgins
Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik
586012030201=H
dance music, 1963


Här blir textraden till kreativiserat (anti)-resultat.



Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik [Musikvärlden]

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Dick Higgins
Danger Music No. 9 For Nam June Paik
586012030201=H
songwriting, 1963


Här blir textraden till falsifierat resultat.

// Arreality Rewriting Fluxus-day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reproducing Fluxus-day (Fantasy Creature)

Santa Claus i ett cultiverat reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Pisa

The time flew forward as the tides on water with Santa Claus dealt only minor discrepances on until 2683. The time had come to fly to Pisa for an international Santa conference gathering the few (but not least) Santa Claus' of the world.

On until the meeting come to an end a trouble regarding Santa Claus' (the one true real) elves was highlighted when a computer bug saw to not comply with all the elves and their names (all ending in elf (surname)). This halted their booked travel back home to the North Pole and so they had to stay (in Pisa) for at least that Christmas.

On so that happend that a secret cult holding bay in Pisa tried the elves as a brainwashing (-ed) tool in their attempt on turning the world flat again (The World Is Not Round). On doing so they haltered Santa Claus in his mode to cover all Earth's giftbearing in just two days (Christmas Day and Christmas Eve) as Santa now had to fly to the end of the world and then back all way to cover the other end.

On that occassion Santa Claus tried to manipulate the elves back to his favor without bringing war with the cult and their byline (The World Is Not Round). Even if Santa could get some elves under his control Santa Claus was worried it would be not enough to resolve all the gift-bearing for that Christmas.

Santa Claus conspicious act (solution) resolved around defining the Earth (with the help of the recovered elves) to a cyclical (flat) nature. By that Santa could carry larger areas without going to and fro the whole of Earth and also benefit from the fact that day (and night) in this new set-up was double in length.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Billiards Nest

Everything was completely normal if it wasn't for the 'Distilled Jukebox' playing old Lotta Engberg chorus. Up on the roof they were playing a (neverending) game of billiards with a billion balls. Everything was completetly normal if it wasn't for the 'Unemployed Jukebox' playing with 'James Bond Junior'. 'Honest John the Thirteenth' sought to consume Niclas' dick by casting a voting spell on his fantasy friends. Everything was completely normal if it wasn't for the 'Repair Shop Jukebox' playing with fire stamps. 'Honest John the Eight' was on his way masquerading as Scarlet Witch but was upheld because he had no fired secretary. Everything was so completely normal.

// Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Santa Claus i ett postpostmodernt konstperspektiv

Santa Claus i ett postpostmodernt konstperspektiv

- What is this (it is 3800)?

- Yes, I see.. I mean this girl should be have gotten a teddybear. But instead of a regular head she got a teddybear with a dolls head.

- Dear Claus, it's the hash notes... It is flaud!

- Contact all the elvs and check if something else is on the wrong.

- Claus, we have already initiated the Christmas giftbearing cycle meaning everything is already packed on the sleigh ride for the next stop. It's to late to withdraw.

- Have we been to China yet?

- Yes, you know that! We're just here to repack the sleigh.

- Yes... I know. I'm just a bit unsettled. This just in; a Christmas recipient from Norway tells about Barbie and Ken gotten married meaning you can't get them one or theother and just the two of them in a package.

- So, there seems to be more complaints. If we encounter more, tell them to turn to the complaints department.

- So, I did. But it's not functional for the odd complaint. We haven't had them in years.

- OK. But we need to ride again. The sleigh is packed.

- Keep me informed about the situation. I'm going out on that sleigh ride!

- No way Claus! You can't go with that play oven like that!

- What do you mean? It's totally functional!

- Yeah, indeed. But it's what or when inside it I mean. Look, there's a doll inside... Burned in her skin.

- Oh my God... I see now! What are we going to do?

- I think I have an idea! Take the teddybear and the burnt doll and set them up as a band, duo, and make them perform on Barbie and Ken's wedding!

- Yes, and then we can have that version of Bob the Builder as a gardener taking care of the cemetary!

- Excellent.. then we just give the kids all over the world tickets to this wedding concert meaning all the kids all over the world will leave us without complaints. On we go... here we come! (And so Christmas was once yet saved.)

- Take care my head elf and work with this new setting. (Santa Claus was once again victorious.)

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)