Santa Claus i ett kapplöpningskonceptperspektiv

Jultomten på Toto

The days went on and on until the next Christmas (3607) is in the perimeter and Santa Claus is now desperate for a new head raindeer - so desperate as to launch a test series of raindeer runs from the North Pole to some mayor big cities (New York; New Delhi; San Fransisco; Melbourne; Novosibirsk) around the world.

But upon testing his new big best (raindeer) some talent scouts from the big toto-races in New York got the word about the tests and thought they might include the big best (raindeer) on the toto market of said city.

Everyhing was seen as to - from the talent scout's perception - snatch the big best (raindeer) from the Santa Claus activities if it wasn't for one big obstacle - the totomarket is based around running horses and not raindeers.

But - all the while - some inflation have gone on since Mark Wallinger's 'A Real Work Of Art' (1994) with more and more horses turned art pieces (or the other way around) and maybe, maybe if it was to be hefted as a Christmas work as while as a Toto work it could be allowed on (lobbying on and on and on and on).

And then came the day - with the sky as blue as blue marble (?!); a crowd as hefty as in a football arena and the mud-type of underlining perfectly dried - everything was set for the big best (raindeer) to test its skills as a racehorse (raindeer).

And then, by the first corner; the voice from the loud speaker announced 'A Real Christmas Present' as the now actual leader and first among the confortments of the toto-track - but; just behind - where the top racehorse and the all-well favourite - the many-generations (count them) decendency from 'A Real Work Of Art' -- the 'True Classic Work Of Art'!

The race went on and more and more of its battle seem to be constringent to 'A Real Christmas Present' (Christmas World; Toto World) and 'True Classic Work Of Art' (Toto World; Art World) with the two horses nose to nose all the while going into the last corner of the first lap.

Then the high outer - as swiftly as pressing meat in a meat factory – laid it clieves on the leading position running apast every other horse on the outside -- this was 'Living Horse Meat (Good On Sundays)' (ICA World; Toto World) primetime on the racehorse track.

But everything came to be decided on the last corner of the last lap when every one and other child in the crowd as well as in front of its television apparatus took their wishes for a nice placement for their eveyones (!!) (every well-behaving childs (!!!)) big best (raindeer) and saw it cross the finish line one half nose in front of 'True Classic Work Of Art' and 'Living Horse Meat (Good On Sundays)'.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas (and the Toto World) was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)