torsdag 21 mars 2019

Santa Claus i ett nyhetsorienterat konceptperspektiv

Jultomten på Nyheterna

3500 is just around the corner and Santa Claus business has been legimitimized. Everyone of us could now get a Santa license if you just comply with the boot camp training that forsees it. All possible Santa Clauses could then see their Santa bidding instructions fully inscripted within Svenska Degbladet (Sweden territories).

But this Christmas wasn't one of that - mr. Sevensson going for the Santa bidding (just out to get the newspaper Christmas Day (Eve) post-noon) of his neighbourhood saw Svenska Degbladet sold out and had to comply with a Bamse publication. And so the Christmas presents for his neighbourhood included Thunder Honey as soft packages and Sleep/Eat Clock as hard packages.

Santa Claus himself then turned in his veto and overhauled the Sleep/Eat Clock for a Working/Slacking Clock (working on the same coefficients). This way the Sevensson and his comrades could now get the job done even without Svenska Degbladet (if we postulate a Christmas gift-bearing that includes the Santa legitimates).

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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