Martin Creed - Work No. 1000 [Konstvärlden]

Work No. 1000



Martin Creed
Work No. 1000
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installation art hall, 2010


Work No. 1000 i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Verket är en lek med konstbegreppet då verket både är en installation och en föreskrivning om konsthallen som underordnad konstverket.


Work No. 1000 i ett pop art-perspektiv

Verket blir här en ironisk grimas mot Warhol's 'Brillo Boxes'.


Work No. 1000 i ett romantiskt perspektiv

Verket är en lek med konstbegreppet då verket både är en serie målningar och en föreskrivning om konsthallen som överordnad konstverket.


Work No. 1000 i ett klassicistiskt perspektiv

Verket beskriver många (1000(!)) broccolimålningar.

// Arreality Reconfigurating Fk-day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Recirculated Today (Fantasy Creature)

Santa Claus i ett pragmatiskt konceptperspektiv

Jultomten på Sitcom

It was the beginning of a new era; Seinfeld's Great Grandfather - in his time a reknown artist - awoken from his statis chamber - and so; sitcoms suddenly turns art and so; suddenly a new sitcom based on Santa Claus takes place (3750).

Even so; only loosly based on Santa Claus' Christmas gift-bearing - some watchers (Santa Claus recipients) found it hard to take Santa Claus serious after this - with Santa Claus being clumsy all over (falls and snares in the woods (on his way in Christmas gift-bearing) - throwing Christmas gifts over fences and dives over it).

Albeit so; things grew even more complicated when a new character (Santa Claus' head elf) is presented in the second season. Seeing this character mix up Christmas gifts and naughtylists and making badly timed art interventions some recipients started to openly taunt Santa Claus.

Secondly so; Santa turned sad and depressed after all this and so would ditch going to some areas for Christmas (in particular the Russian territories (being all over him after Santa Claus grew drunk drinking Vodka all Christmas long (third season.)))

Thirdly so; even though; Santa Claus would soon thrive in this easier path (after being fed-up on the Russian winter) but so; all Christmas media weren't all that negative as there was some true documentaries available on the topic of Santa Claus' Christmas-giftbearing activity.

Finally so; an evil version of Santa Claus would find himself applying a laughing box to this documentaries and so practically all (former) Christmas recipients starts taunting Santa Claus - leading Santa to cancel Christmas (for a year) (no new work for Santa Claus for a whole year).

Conclusionary so; as Christmas was cancelled the sitcom about Santa Claus was also cancelled and Santa Claus could build up his new reputation going into the following Christmas.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so the Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Santa Claus i ett intringsikalt reseperspektiv

Jultomten i Grönland

Based upon a recent update (in the year of 3355) on 'A Fluxatlas' (Maciunas, Shiomi, Tinkbottom) Santa Claus travels west to Greenland to find some golden eggs.

Santa Claus masquerades as the Easter Bunny to carry the Christmas gift-bearing but when Santa Claus arrives in Greenland he is prompted to find some painted eggs (unfound in the recent Easter).

Santa Claus installs an Egg GPS (flux machine) and finds the eggs.

The recent workaround with the Easter Bunny out of Easter duty calls for more egg hunting (as the Easter Bunny (prior) was the only one who knew where to find them).

Santa Claus gets prompted to find some more eggs.

As Christmas dwindels Santa Claus seek no more eggs so these [eggs] become valueble and seek to be included as if they were golden.

As Christmas reappears Santa Claus delivers the eggs as Christmas gifts to the Greenland inhabitants (in particular to the monarch and high commissioner.)

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Santa Claus i ett fluxus-konstperspektiv

Santa Claus i ett fluxus-konstperspektiv

Upon establishing a telepathic contact with God Santa Claus was sure to find his Christmas deeds for year 3350. But since God only elevated as an art piece Santa Claus was there to find his Christmas deeds as art pieces.

First (Christmas Eve) he made Christmas business following art piece 'Going In Through The Chimney'. Santa Claus found a relatively large chimney leading from an industry holding and the Christmas bearing went quite ok.

Second he made Christmas business following art piece 'Drinking Vodka All Day Long'. Santa Claus found some houses with a double chimney and the Christmas bearing could have been better.

Third - Santa Claus went Christmas bearing business following art piece; 'Delivering 300 Packages In 5 Seconds' and found some houses with co-existing chimneys and the Christmas bearing went not so ok.

Santa Claus (Christmas Day) then followed along art piece 'Dealing Christmas Gift-bearing To A Working Agency' and got a card out of the Christmas bearing until he finished the next art piece Christmas bearing in a legitimazy test; as in art piece 'Legitimazing Santa Claus'. The test went not so good as Santa Claus - totally covered in soot, with a severe hangover and a tense calf found it hard to focus.

Thue, everything soon worked out all ok when Santa Claus instigated the art piece 'Alternative Christmas' (performance happening) who found the Easter Bunny taking over the Christmas bearing deeds for the rest of the Christmas.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Almost Christmas

It is almost Christmas (tall people's day) accompanied by almost Santa Claus; an entity that is almost legitimized (having failed the last assaignment). As for snack we have almost Christmas food - hamburgers from Burger King and for Christmas gifts (almost Christmas gifts) we have wash (clothes) and paint your toenails. Almost Santa Claus is leaning on his almost elves (hobbits) to carry the almost Christmas sack (a Netto bag) and the almost sled (19th cen- tury automobile) is carried by almost reindeers (lynxes). We have almost Christmas candy (Kung Burgers) w/ almost a Christmas tree (a fir-tree (w/ almost dancing around the tree to Bruce Springsteen's Dancing in the Dark)). The al- most Christmas television is made up of Bruce Springsteen's memoirs, the almost Christmas books is lingered from King Burger, and the almost Christmas vacation is made up of travels to Kungburgare. It is almost a perfect day. (With an almost perfect story).

// Arreality ReJuiced Today (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Resurrection To (Morning) (Fantasy Creature)

Marcel Duchamp - Bicycle Wheel

Bicycle Wheel [Julkonstvärlden]



Marcel Duchamp
Bicycle Wheel
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essential assisted readymade, 1913


Bicycle Wheel i ett postpostmodernt perspektiv

Du firar hjul och gott nytt hår.


Bicycle Wheel i ett essentiellt perspektiv

Wheel du fira hjul med mig?


Bicycle Wheel i ett institutionellt perspektiv

Kam du fira hjul med mig?



Bicycle Wheel [Skulpturvärlden]



Marcel Duchamp
Bicycle Wheel
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kinetic sculpture, 1951


Bicycle Wheel i ett postpostmodernt perspektiv

Verket blir här en själviaktgelse (som av en spegel) då verket bara fungerar via envägskommunikation.


Bicycle Wheel i ett essentiellt perspektiv

Verket blir här en spegel som reflekterar det inre hos betraktaren.


Bicycle Wheel i ett institutionellt perspektiv

Verket blir här en spegel som reflekterar det yttre hos betraktaren.

// Arreality Reiteration Together (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconfigurating Anti-Craft (Fantasy Creature)

A Christmas

The Christmas Disco was well of to start instigating the Christmas aura in the first mental institution. But a disco erasing ray was well calibrated and on the heel of our Christmas celebrators. The Christmas Disco had to travel to a new mental institution only to be set aside by a Christmas Banquet alas the mental patients were undertakning the role of cooks and chefs. And so the Christmas Disco had to travel to a new mental institution where the patients had planted a wood of talking Christmas Trees with loud heavy metal music playing along. But a disc jockey erasing ray was well calibrated and on the heel of our Christmas celebrators. And so the Christmas Disco had to travel to a new mental institution with Scarlet Witch attendance impersonating a talking Christmas Tree who hands out presents to our Christmas celebrators with loud punk music playing along. But a (punk) disc erasing ray was well calibrated and on the heel of our Christmas celebrators. And so the Christmas Disco had to travel to a new mental institution where the talking Christmas Trees had undergone a dis calibrated ray. And so the Christmas Day had to travel to a new mental institution where the talking Christmas Trees had undergone a dis calibrated ray. And so the Christmas Disco had to travel to a new mental insitution where Scarlet Witch imperson- ating a talking ent and captured our Christmas cele- brators with a dis connecting ray.

// Arreality Recharacteristified To (Forever) (Fantasy Creature)

Jultomtebevis

Det som vi uppfattar mycket klart och mycket tydligt är sant, te.x 'Jag får hårda paket, alltså finns tomten'. Det är orimligt att någon bättre julklapp kan finnas någon annanstans, alltså kommer julklappen från jultomten. Eftersom allt med julen kommer från tomten vet vi att vi kan lita på det vi klart och tydligt uppfattar. Jultomten skulle inte bedra oss och ge oss föreställningar om materiella objekt om dessa inte existerade, så alltså kan vi vara säkra på julens existens.

// Niclas VI

Fantasy Friends In Release Party/Hostage Dystopia/Captivity Contest/Masquerade Massacre

Release Party -- Arreality Reconfigurating B-day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconfigurating A-day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Rescheduled To (Now) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Resystemized To (Never) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reproducing Yesterday (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReGarfunkled ToMorrow (Most) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Resession (Sometimes) (Fantasy Creature)

Hostage Dystopia -- The Hendriks (Fantasy Creatures) & Arreality ReBeverage (Tomorrow) (True) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Re Forgotten Day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReFromWhere (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReNonFunction Yesterday (True) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReMission Deus (Fantasy Creature) & A(r)reality ReTranqYou Yours (Fantasy Creature) & ((A)(r))reality Henrik III (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReQuarter (Fantasy Creature) & ((A)r)reality (He((r))(e)) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReXyz(abc) Day (Fantasy Creature) & ((A)r)reality He (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReRe (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality (Re)(Force) (Fantasy Creature) & ((A)r)reality (((S)(h))e) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality RePastLevel (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality RePositioning W(Z) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReReCoke (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReCoke (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReTe Forgotten Day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReScene (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Coke (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReW Evening (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality NoLe (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality MastLevel (Fantasy Creature) & (Ar)reality ReHack Medium Long (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality LastLevel (Fantasy Creature)

Captivity Contest -- Arreality Resession (More) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Recharacteristified To (Forever) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Rightfully Tripled (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reiteration Trust (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Remastered Timidness (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconsidered Timewarp (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconsidered Traffic (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reflective Timescale (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Resurrection Resyntax (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconfigurating (S)tarCraft (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconnecting To (Whomever) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality ReDiagnosed Yesterday (More) (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconfigurating Morrowday (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reflective Toxic (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Reconfigurating Fk-day (Fantasy Creature) & Arreality Recirculated Today (Fantasy Creature)

Masquerade Massacre -- Arreality Reconfigurating B-day (Fantasy Creature) (From Space) & Arreality Reconfigurating (More) (Fantasy Creature) (From Space) --> Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Andy Warhol - Art Christmas Party

The Christmas is being celebrated in space (anno 1963). Some conspiration theoreticists is claiming the moon- landing went on this year (1963) and not 1969. They have travelled through time and space with their time- machine (which they recieved from Santa Claus the earlier year) and so think they got proof of the moon- landings whereabout. But their antagonists think they just reset it [the time-machine] on fault claiming it has a flaw in its code input. And then there's this other group claiming the moonlanding originated from their back yard with Back Yard Babies playing along - and then visited Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto all in 1965. There may be some strange mushrooms in the Christmas porridge. Andy Warhol is walking away with the last word claiming that he built the moon shuttle in 1964 (and claiming the journey took only 15 minutes).

// Arreality Reconfigurating A-day (Fantasy Creature) (From Space) & Arreality Reconfigurating B-day (Fantasy Creature) (From Space)

The Art World - Art Christmas Party

Art Christmas Party [Julkonstvärlden]

The Art World
Art Christmas Party
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institutional art hall, 2018


Art Christmas Party i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Santa Claus lämnar ut julklappar i form av tomtemaskiner till tonerna av 'Battle Of The Bits Winter Chip'.


Art Christmas Party i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Mr. Santa lämnar ut julklappar i form av tavlor föreställande Mona Lisa till tonerna av 'Ser Du Stjärnan I Det Blå?'.


Art Christmas Party i ett romantiskt perspektiv

Santa lämnar ut julklappar i form av metafysiska kakor till tonerna av contemporary classical.


Art Christmas Party i ett klassicistiskt perspektiv

Santana lämnar ut julklappar i form av renässansmusik till tonerna av renässansmusik.


Art Christmas Party i ett dadaistiskt perspektiv

Clas Austen lämnar ut julklappar i form av diskmedel till tonerna av 'Sten & Stanley'.

// Arreality Reconfigurating B-day (Fantasy Creature) (From Space) & Arreality Reconfigurating (More) (Fantasy Creature) (From Space)