Santa Claus i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Santa Claus i ett modernistiskt perspektiv


Santa Claus i ett konstperspektiv

As the world population early 2450 began to constitute with Santa Claus' wishes of well-behaving Santa Claus found it hard to comply with the demand of Christmas gifts. As that could have been enough the art world market had started to implode with inflated prices and high demands. That said - since painting once again became the perimeter - the foundain pieces of actual non-abstract or non-conceptual nature and just [standard] art pieces suitable as Christmas gifts started to dwell.


Santa Claus i ett vetenskapligt perspektiv

With the science world (2500) once again in the heyday Santa Claus' activities began to dwindle. The collected science world all held accord; Santa Claus couldn't travel faster than light; Santa Claus couldn't travel in time; Santa Claus couldn't afford the gifts for a whole planet's population; Santa Claus couldn't carry the bag of gifts; Santa Claus couldn't find his way through a chimney; Santa Claus didn't drink alcohol; Santa Claus couldn't rime.


Santa Claus i ett teologiskt perspektiv

When the teology world soon found a proof of Santa Claus' existence got smashed to pieces (2550) Santa Claus followed with a severe psychiatric crisis in which he started to question his own existence. Eventhough he might have survived - Santa Claus was fiddled down to an alcoholic loner without friends; power; might; all-knowing; elves; raindeers; money; fame.


Assimilation of worlds

With the invention (craftmaking) of the dimensional portal (ca. 2600) - as its being of conceptual machine - both an amateur psychicist view and an art piece view had been in the making. With that object you could travel - depending on the setting - in extradimensional space with the 6th dimension being granted as a paralell world (paralell universe). The new world will behold of new art pieces and differing physical laws. And - furtheron - as an object of diadec importance - an extra portal could be granted as (of stones) and beíng used to contact the Gods.


Santa Claus conquers

When Santa Claus found another dimensional portal in the North Pole (2650) - and with the action of travelling through the vast megaverse - Santa Claus soon was (once again) able to suit with the ever-growing demands. All he have to do was to travel to another universe (as in differing art pieces; that universe) and get a gift and then travel back to his home dimension to deliver the gift. That said; to comply with the laws of nature; Santa Claus yet again found the solution of travelling the megaverse finding more compelling laws of nature. Furtheron; if Santa Claus couldn't exist in one dimension he was sure to exist in one anothers.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)