lördag 13 juni 2020

Beatles - Twentieth Beatles Band Member [Musikvärlden]

Twentieth Beatles Band Member



Beatles
Twentieth Beatles Band Member
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minimalistic national rock, 2020


The twentieth beatles band member was actually the embodyfication of Canada shrinken in the washmachine.

// Henrik I & Niclas V & Niclas VII

torsdag 11 juni 2020

Top 75 Television Series [59]

59. Moonlighting
Drama comedy




Mycket mer än bara den sexuella spänningen mellan Maddie Hayes och David Addison.

// Niclas V & Niclas VI

onsdag 10 juni 2020

Fyra nyanser av Killer Elephants

Two elephants shoot up a school (spree killing) and take their lives in the process. It turns out that the shooting was orchestrated by an elephant trainer. Two other elephants shoot up two other schools (with a few days inbetween (personel (when at work)) (spree serial killing) creating elephant sculptures (to hail their celebrity status) inbetween the murders. Two other elephants murders school staff (when inbetween work hours) (serial killing) only to being ordered to wear elephant pants when in custody following their arrest. Two other elephants shoot up a school and a street (spree mass killing) only to see their crime spree being negated as the "corpses" seemingly brused with tomato juice.

// Henrik I & Niclas VII

måndag 8 juni 2020

Santa Claus i ett maskinellt simuleringsperspektiv

Jultomten till Machine

Having seen prosperity once again Red Santa is knowhere to end his money-investing business and so just recently (4375) has bought some machines (leaving him broke again) that might help him and Blue Santa with the giftbearing.

The machines (a total of eight) were so split among Red Santa and Blue Santa with Blue Santa given a television teleporter; the hammer of hell; the golem from space; and a continent smasher. Problem thue; the business (as of Red Santa) was all a little shady so no instruction booklet was included leaving Blue Santa to not know how to use the machines (eventhue this doesn't matter to Blue Santa who just thought of it all as a fun way to get gifts (when you're Santa)).

Red Santa's machines was all (these too w/o instruction booklet) not named (Red Santa wanted it this way as to strenghten the anticipation of getting gifts of his own) and so their action had to be guessed.

First out; Red Santa tried with the biggest and most badass machines of them all; probably very hard to use but it came with an on-an-off button as large as Red Santa's head and as soon as it went switched on Zombies started to overflow the Santa mansion (up at the North Pole).

- Aha; could it be a Zombie Manifestation Device; Red Santa winsed.

Next; the Head Elf was joining the crew (up at the mansion in the North Pole) and as soon as he hit the large basement facility the Zombie Manifestation Device just got zeroed and seemingly went out of function.

Second out; Red Santa tried with the next-largest machine and while starting it (this machine had an even more sizable on-on-off-switch) the machine starts to blink and shine showing a display (and keypad) with the words: 'Enter Telephone Number'. Having had his telephone number shut off (because of too much time spent on the phone with complaints on the Christmas giftbearing) Santa Claus reached down to one of the (nowatime) deceased zombies and so found a telephone number hanging in a key chain around the deceased zombie.

- Let's try with this number; shan't we; Red Santa winsed.

Putting the number taken from the zombie in the machine the machine starts to rustle and on another (large) display sees zombies rushing from the machine's display and out into the mansion basement (up at the North Pole).

- This time we need the Elf Engineer; shouted Red Santa as zombies (once again) started to overflow the Red Santa mansion basement.

Sooner than anyone could winse the Elf Engineer was taken to the basement (mansion). The Elf Engineer seemingly had an idea and so tried with putting in the telephone number of Doctor Phil (yes; that Doctor Phil) into the machine.

By this time the zombie had started to overflow both from the recently tested machine and the Zombie Manifestation Device but as soon as the number (to Doctor Phil) was put in the (recent) machine - and Doctor Phil's elusive shadow shown on the large display of the device - the Zombies started to dissolve.

- Must have been when they saw that large narcissistic; jungean non-believer; do-it-your-self-better image of Doctor Phil; winsed the Elf Engineer.

- This; my Santa; is a telephone television!

- But what's with the other device?!; asked Red Santa.

- That my friend is being juiced by the belief of the machine (conceptual machine). You [Red Santa] and I believe in the machine while the Head Elf does not; hence the (timed) overflowings of zombies.

- So the zombies will overflow from time to time depending whose in its vicinity?; asked Red Santa.

- Isn't there an easy way of getting rid of them all in a heyday?

- With the belief of anti-dualism the zombie's can't engage in this universe; declares the Elf Engineering.

- Good; I will try and arrange that for all the staff entering this joint; winsed Red Santa.

Third out; Red Santa tried with another large machine. Having opened it and (as usual) not knowing how it functions a Lucia (train(?)) started to engage in the basement (of the Red Santa's mansion) and doing so the Zombie's was once and again became alive (and started to overflow the mansion). That's when Red Santa pushed a big button (of the size of a human head) on the recently tested machine (that said; push here) and so the Lucia train was completely irradiated.

- Must be an Anti-Matter Destractor; winsed the Elf Engineer.

- You can try it while believing in anti-ideas and all your ideas (anti) will start the destractor's annihilation procedure.

Fourth out; while opening the last (fourth) machine Red Santa (this time) got too many ideas of thinking how the device function's and so the Anti-Matter Destractor got itself rowling.

- You need anti-ideas to get the destractor non-functioning! It's turning to erradiate us!; shrieks the Elf Engineer to Red Santa.

That's when Red Santa got the one (bright) idea of how to read the recently opened machine.

- It's a telephone teleporter. I just need to call my other mansion up at the South Pole and so we can escape there by the machine [the telephone teleporter].

Red Santa was once again victorious.

Blue Santa was once again victorious.

And so the zombies was yet a failure.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

söndag 7 juni 2020

Tracey Emin - My Bed (In Space) [Hirst's konstvärld]

My Bed (In Space)



Tracey Emin
My Bed (In Space)
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found artist, 1998


Tracey's bed - much like everybodies bed - has been quipped with rocket engines firing it up in orbit around earth.

// Henrik II's Lone Crusader & Niclas VII

torsdag 4 juni 2020

Top 75 Television Series [60]

60. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Adult animation comedy




Allt från en (muterad) hamburgerbar i en animerad komediserie.

// Niclas VI & Niclas VII

onsdag 3 juni 2020

Top 100 Movies [80]

80. Goofy Shorts (sh)
Animated comedy




Allt från sömnlöshet till bilanarkism i en tidig absurdism som distanserar allt annat någonsin utgivet från Walt Disney allt förpackat i en stylish plåtbox-dvdutgåva (not in picture).

// Niclas VII