Santa Claus i ett nämndesimuleringsperspektiv

Jultomten till Boutros Ghali

Boutros Boutros-Ghali is thriving in his position as an undead diplomat overseing the United Nations all actions and endevours (2374) until one day the Boutros-Ghali family was about to inspire a family reunion. The Boutros-Ghali members of the family was a small contingent thue and so Boutros Boutros-Ghali changed his name to Boutros Ghali and inso could intervent with the Ghali-family's reunion (100+ members) (also pointing to the fact of their reunion commensing in bright shiny weather in Egypt (while the Boutros-Ghali family held their reunion in icey cold North Pole)).

One problem so persisted with the name of Boutros Ghali (former Boutros Boutros-Ghali) being already taken by several parties visiting the family reunion and so Boutros Ghali (former Boutros Boutros-Ghali) highlighted his name as Boutros B. Ghali.

All well one could perpose if it wasn't for the family of Ghali holding several family reunions all over Egypt with the one and another at a location with an increasingly warmer weather. Boutros Ghali (former Boutros Boutros-Ghali) then wasted no time in his hyperflous mode of attaining them all and so reawake several undead clones (of Boutros Ghali) naming them (all) B.B Ghali (installing them one after another at the different locations of family reunions).

Forward in time some while several Boutros-Ghali's bred with some Ghali's and so Boutros Ghali (former Boutros Boutros-Ghali) felt a need to interpolate both the Boutros-Ghali and the Ghali family reunions and so was sending his sonsonson (Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghail) (a reknowned comedian) to one of the Boutros-Ghali family reunions and his sonsonsonson (Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghail) (a reknowded artist) to one of the other.

But it wasn't long after (its installment) the (newly installed) interchanged family reunions (Boutros-Ghali; Ghail) found troubles to hold conversations (as a common denominator was lacking thue to their forced companionship) and so Boutros Ghali was sending two clones (Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros B. Boutros-Ghail and (Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros B. Boutros-Ghail) (who at least could interact with eachother) to some of these reunions (the interchanged ones).

And so; at the contingent family reunions (Boutros-Ghali) the ones with the longest names (as an order of prizes awarded at family reunions) got to be awarded with a prize and so Boutros Ghail sent more clones to the designated locations (Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali; Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali; Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali; Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali; Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali; Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali).

But when a special guest appearance by Santa Claus was instilled (at the interchanged family reunions (Boutros-Ghali; Ghali) (with Christmas gifts awarded to all family members) Santa Claus mixed up the names (of the clones) and so delivered Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros B. Boutros-Ghail's gift to Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros B. Boutros-Ghail (and the other way around) but as both contraptiots essentially was the same person the situation was soon solved.

Problems thue persisted at locations of the family reunions of the Boutros-Ghali's with the clones names being to long to label on the Christmas packages. This situation was soon solved thue by renaming the clones Boutros I-VIII.

And so Boutros Ghali (former Boutros Boutros-Ghali) (and his sonsonson; sonsonsonson; and all the clones) was yet victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

And so the family reunions (Boutros-Ghali; and Ghali; and the interchanged ones) was saved.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)