Emma Sulkowicz - Breed Among The Queens [Hirst's konstvärld]

Breed Among The Queens



Emma Sulkowicz
Breed Among The Queens
586027A030101=H
found commandos, 2015


Här blir drottningen förrådd av en av sina älskare.

// Niclas VII

Top 50 Murderers [39]

39. Nicolas Estemar
Spree stabber

He did have empathy sais the police officer shooting the Zombie Killer (second time deadly).

// Henrik*

Beatles - Twentyfirst Beatles Band Member [Musikvärlden]

Twentyfirst Beatles Band Member



Beatles
Twentyfirst Beatles Band Member
586027A030101=H
classical rock and art, 2020


The twentyfirst beatles band member was actually a living Mona Lisa with eternal life.

// Henrik I & Niclas V & Niclas VII

Santa Claus i ett filosofiskt abstraktperspektiv

Jultomten med Spatialistic Conceptual

With four civilians trapped in a dungeon we land at 2420; how they got there is not knowned but all these civilians have is a television repeatedly mounting shows about Santa Claus.

All they see is Santa Claus day and night so to the degree that they assume Santa Claus being for real delivering electronic packages to the trapped civilians.

So when Santa Claus is out there at Christmas Eve (Day) they never question there reality - assuming all his hey and how's sounds (and the sound of the sled) coming from the television and not from outside of the cave.

But then one day the pre-paid cable television that mounts the civilians reality run out and at the same time Santa Claus finally found a way of executing his gift-bearing to the trapped civilians via a hole in the the roof (top(?)) of the dungeon and so delivers a (real) Christmas gift to the trapped civilians.

Questioning there reality the trapped civilians so was trying to see if there was a way out of the cave to rendezvous with (the real) Santa Claus.

But things couldn't go that easy for our trapped civilians; while on the way out of the cave they found a ditch to wide to transport over.

But so the trapped civilians got there mind to the Christmas gift recieved earlier on and opening it they found a rope ladder prefectly suited to transport over the ditch out of the cave (!).

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so the trapped civilians were yet saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

David Sherry - Zombie Manifestation In The Eye Of The Beholder [Hirst's konstvärld]

Zombie Manifestation In The Eye Of The Beholder

David Sherry
Zombie Manifestation In The Eye Of The Beholder
586027A030101=H
found action, 1999


All art observers can (and perhaps (at) will) turn into zombies. The zombies then will manifest as other (art) works for a mere week until they will regain their status as humans.

// Henrik II's Lone Crusader & Niclas VI

Top 75 Television Series [58]

58. The Cleveland Show
Animated sitcom




Not the best plots but have some Kaufman-esq features.

// Henrik II & Niclas VI & Niclas VII

Martin Creed - Everything Exists At Once Every Five Second [Hirst's konstvärld]

Everything Exists At Once Every Five Second



Martin Creed
Everything Exists At Once Every Five Second
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found space, 2000


Likewise the cycle of an insect; the space got highlighted every one and every five second.

// Henrik II's Lone Crusader & Niclas VII

Beatles - Twentieth Beatles Band Member [Musikvärlden]

Twentieth Beatles Band Member



Beatles
Twentieth Beatles Band Member
586027A030101=H
minimalistic national rock, 2020


The twentieth beatles band member was actually the embodyfication of Canada shrinken in the washmachine.

// Henrik I & Niclas V & Niclas VII

Top 75 Television Series [59]

59. Moonlighting
Drama comedy




Mycket mer än bara den sexuella spänningen mellan Maddie Hayes och David Addison.

// Niclas V & Niclas VI

Fyra nyanser av Killer Elephants

Two elephants shoot up a school (spree killing) and take their lives in the process. It turns out that the shooting was orchestrated by an elephant trainer. Two other elephants shoot up two other schools (with a few days inbetween (personel (when at work)) (spree serial killing) creating elephant sculptures (to hail their celebrity status) inbetween the murders. Two other elephants murders school staff (when inbetween work hours) (serial killing) only to being ordered to wear elephant pants when in custody following their arrest. Two other elephants shoot up a school and a street (spree mass killing) only to see their crime spree being negated as the "corpses" seemingly brused with tomato juice.

// Henrik I & Niclas VII

Santa Claus i ett maskinellt simuleringsperspektiv

Jultomten till Machine

Having seen prosperity once again Red Santa is knowhere to end his money-investing business and so just recently (4375) has bought some machines (leaving him broke again) that might help him and Blue Santa with the giftbearing.

The machines (a total of eight) were so split among Red Santa and Blue Santa with Blue Santa given a television teleporter; the hammer of hell; the golem from space; and a continent smasher. Problem thue; the business (as of Red Santa) was all a little shady so no instruction booklet was included leaving Blue Santa to not know how to use the machines (eventhue this doesn't matter to Blue Santa who just thought of it all as a fun way to get gifts (when you're Santa)).

Red Santa's machines was all (these too w/o instruction booklet) not named (Red Santa wanted it this way as to strenghten the anticipation of getting gifts of his own) and so their action had to be guessed.

First out; Red Santa tried with the biggest and most badass machines of them all; probably very hard to use but it came with an on-an-off button as large as Red Santa's head and as soon as it went switched on Zombies started to overflow the Santa mansion (up at the North Pole).

- Aha; could it be a Zombie Manifestation Device; Red Santa winsed.

Next; the Head Elf was joining the crew (up at the mansion in the North Pole) and as soon as he hit the large basement facility the Zombie Manifestation Device just got zeroed and seemingly went out of function.

Second out; Red Santa tried with the next-largest machine and while starting it (this machine had an even more sizable on-on-off-switch) the machine starts to blink and shine showing a display (and keypad) with the words: 'Enter Telephone Number'. Having had his telephone number shut off (because of too much time spent on the phone with complaints on the Christmas giftbearing) Santa Claus reached down to one of the (nowatime) deceased zombies and so found a telephone number hanging in a key chain around the deceased zombie.

- Let's try with this number; shan't we; Red Santa winsed.

Putting the number taken from the zombie in the machine the machine starts to rustle and on another (large) display sees zombies rushing from the machine's display and out into the mansion basement (up at the North Pole).

- This time we need the Elf Engineer; shouted Red Santa as zombies (once again) started to overflow the Red Santa mansion basement.

Sooner than anyone could winse the Elf Engineer was taken to the basement (mansion). The Elf Engineer seemingly had an idea and so tried with putting in the telephone number of Doctor Phil (yes; that Doctor Phil) into the machine.

By this time the zombie had started to overflow both from the recently tested machine and the Zombie Manifestation Device but as soon as the number (to Doctor Phil) was put in the (recent) machine - and Doctor Phil's elusive shadow shown on the large display of the device - the Zombies started to dissolve.

- Must have been when they saw that large narcissistic; jungean non-believer; do-it-your-self-better image of Doctor Phil; winsed the Elf Engineer.

- This; my Santa; is a telephone television!

- But what's with the other device?!; asked Red Santa.

- That my friend is being juiced by the belief of the machine (conceptual machine). You [Red Santa] and I believe in the machine while the Head Elf does not; hence the (timed) overflowings of zombies.

- So the zombies will overflow from time to time depending whose in its vicinity?; asked Red Santa.

- Isn't there an easy way of getting rid of them all in a heyday?

- With the belief of anti-dualism the zombie's can't engage in this universe; declares the Elf Engineering.

- Good; I will try and arrange that for all the staff entering this joint; winsed Red Santa.

Third out; Red Santa tried with another large machine. Having opened it and (as usual) not knowing how it functions a Lucia (train(?)) started to engage in the basement (of the Red Santa's mansion) and doing so the Zombie's was once and again became alive (and started to overflow the mansion). That's when Red Santa pushed a big button (of the size of a human head) on the recently tested machine (that said; push here) and so the Lucia train was completely irradiated.

- Must be an Anti-Matter Destractor; winsed the Elf Engineer.

- You can try it while believing in anti-ideas and all your ideas (anti) will start the destractor's annihilation procedure.

Fourth out; while opening the last (fourth) machine Red Santa (this time) got too many ideas of thinking how the device function's and so the Anti-Matter Destractor got itself rowling.

- You need anti-ideas to get the destractor non-functioning! It's turning to erradiate us!; shrieks the Elf Engineer to Red Santa.

That's when Red Santa got the one (bright) idea of how to read the recently opened machine.

- It's a telephone teleporter. I just need to call my other mansion up at the South Pole and so we can escape there by the machine [the telephone teleporter].

Red Santa was once again victorious.

Blue Santa was once again victorious.

And so the zombies was yet a failure.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Tracey Emin - My Bed (In Space) [Hirst's konstvärld]

My Bed (In Space)



Tracey Emin
My Bed (In Space)
586027A030101=H
found artist, 1998


Tracey's bed - much like everybodies bed - has been quipped with rocket engines firing it up in orbit around earth.

// Henrik II's Lone Crusader & Niclas VII

Top 75 Television Series [60]

60. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Adult animation comedy




Allt från en (muterad) hamburgerbar i en animerad komediserie.

// Niclas VI & Niclas VII

Top 100 Movies [80]

80. Goofy Shorts (sh)
Animated comedy




Allt från sömnlöshet till bilanarkism i en tidig absurdism som distanserar allt annat någonsin utgivet från Walt Disney allt förpackat i en stylish plåtbox-dvdutgåva (not in picture).

// Niclas VII