Jultomten av Mall
And so be it (3195); that Santa Claus had insufficient funds to parlay the giftbearing and had to rely on giftapplicant households buying all the Christmas gifts at local toy stores and then for Santa Claus to collect all (new bought) Christmas gifts at said location and then deliver them Christmas times.
And so be it; that every one and then toy store emerged from the ground (sky(?)) and enabled itself in every spot in every imagible mall counting upwards to the milly (toy store objects).
And so it came to be; that a bad Santa-figure - out from the sky (?) (blue) - started to rob every imaginable toy store and in the meantime infected the toy store chains environment (computer) syntax.
And so it came to be; that the computer virus had infected the number crunching of the toy store chain and then while calculating on preventing measures (on behalf of the robberies) the number calculating the robberies was given as 0,00000001 robberies.
Seeing this in the broadlight the executives (of the toy store chain) - relying only on the computer syntax - saw no worry even with the robberies in the limelight.
But the robberies went on and on and on and on but the number crunching still saw the same digits until one day the number crunching guy grew tired of the old machine and started to bang at it now and every then.
And then; out of the blue (?); the numbers (digits calculating the robberies) went up to 34,2 robberies and so the toy store chain went into measures of protectioning (of the toy stores).
But then everything changed when - after the number crunching guy banged to hard on the rusty computer and so saw it demolished and a new computer (of the toy store chain) was installed and - relying on old hard stealth - with that the number crunching routine was to be done on an Atari.
And then; out of the blue sky (?); the numbers (digits calculating the robberies) went up to 666 robberies but before the toy store executives had located them (and started to undertake more preventing measures) the numbers changed to 334; and then 590; and then 207; and so on.
But when the machine started to talk to the number crunching guy everyone could see why the numbers fluctuated at such rate with the old Atari being infested in a ghost in the machine kind of way.
And then - now no longer defining the robberies from a number crunching device - the executives of the toy store chain assembled a special meeting to discuss the matter (robberies) while (at the meeting) one executive raised the question with a solid resonation of the matter in the likes of that there must be 1000 robberies.
And then; even when more preventive measures was taken the robberies didn't end right there. This is when another executive (who could foresee the future) enters and panned out his clairvoyance with a statement of 8654 robberies total but without (even though his clairvoyistic approach) any resonable explanation of how to catch the bad Santa this didn't strike on to his colleagues.
This is when some executive (with a belief in numerology) enters the manual (oral) number crunching (robbery number crunching) and declares that there will be 1356947 robberies in total.
Combining this wisdom (power (?)) with the clairvoyance already in action the executives propose a plan for catching the crook at that exact robbery (the 1356947th robbery).
The robberies so went on and on and on and on without catching the crook when so the 1356947th robbery was coming closer with the 1000000 robbery in the vicinity.
Being there; at the 1000000 robbery some toy store (the toy store emancipated with that number to the robbery count) celebrated the robberer on his robbery spree (1000000 robberies) and gave out balloons and stuffed animals to the robberer.
Seeing that in the street lights the robberer so gains the belief of mathematics and so counts all his robberies and when analyzing his behaviour he comes to the rationalizion to end his robbery spree.
This is totally in line with the numerological executive who could only count to 1 (dyscalculy; (with the entripit of his numerological integers)) and so when teaming up with the clairvoyistic executive and the robberer saw the 1000000th robbery being the only one robbery.
The tale could have ended there but - as an inclination - Santa Claus soon saw the toy store chain going bankrupt having spent all its money on the celebation (for the 1000000th robbery) and so Santa Claus went back to manifacturing the toys for himself (for his elves).
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
The bad Santa (toy store robberer) was yet a failure.
(The toy store executives was yet failing.)
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
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