Some Birthdays

This is the unattested birthday of 'No Old Men For Country' enlisted as the Swedish Kingdom. 'The Narrative's Collector' went blue. That is the the unrequired unattested birthday of 'No Team For Old Country' enlisted as a neutral autonomy. 'The Narrative's Collector' went greed. These are the unserved unrequired unattested birthday of 'No Old Team For Men' enlisted as a non-existing company. 'The Narrative's Collector' went freed. Whom are the unbiased unserved unrequired unattested birthday of 'No Men For Old Team' enlisted as a supervising Scarlet Witch. 'The Narrative's Sender' went 'Narrative's Collector'.

// Niclas V & Niclas VI & Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Santa Claus i ett aquanautiskt konceptperspektiv

Jultomten på Pool Guy

As Santa Claus (2691) finds more and more time for his own activities now living in a resident on the North Pole he soon finds a way with pool and everything and soon you will find out just how valueble it will become.

Soon with a pool he hires a Pool Guy to take care of this large pool. The Pool Guy solves his work very good as he install salt water in Santa Claus' pool (by pouring salt directly in the water). Santa Claus then could skip addresses (for the Christmas gift-bearing) with salt water as their byline.

Next move by the Pool Guy then would be to attach a wind machine to the pool and so Santa Claus could skip places (addresses) with windy conditions (aside their sea/lake).

Nextnext move by the Pool Guy then was to pour black pepper in the pool and thus; Santa Claus could then skip all destinations (addresses (places)) with murky (oilish) water.

Santa Claus (and the Pool Guy) was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

The 50 Foot Rockband

The 50 Foot Feet Fetischist was the lone defender (1-1-8 (formation)) in a game of soccer on a large plain ('Plain of Potgurka'). The 50 Foot Feet Fetischist then was prompted by the team coach (The 50 Foot Soccer Coach) to switch position to that of an attacker but was disorientated and asking (an NPC) for the way to the "other side" penalty area and was answered to go east. And so a secret decree called (by the 50 Foot Foot Doctor) for this soccer game to undertake a redirection to that of a rock band (due to the bad effect soccer had on their counterparts feet). And so the former 51st Beatles Band Member - 51 feet tall - got it right out in the 50 Foot Rock Band and also finished runner up in the 'tallest person contest' wying away with just one feet to the 52 Foot Rye Catcher. The 53 Foot Math Teacher was the inauguaral winner before it was known that she used high heels.

// Niclas VI & Niclas VII & Henrik Aronsson (Fantasy Creature)

Santa Claus i ett kontraktsreseperspektiv

Jultomten i Ryssland

It's time for 2325 to be a year to be reckon; Santa Claus have dwindling funds and desperatingly seeks for new ways to explore Christmas (cheap ways). Upon a meeting with Russian mafia gods during the last Christmas gift-bearing Santa Claus so next year finds a way in selling out Christmas (in a contract kind of way) to the mentioned mafia gods.

This means (in explicit terms) that one out of four presents will be delivered all across Russia (who account for the designed gift-bearing location) in this the new Christmas gift-bearing; including an alarm clock (timed bomb); a pillow (choke hazard); a suit (mafia designed); and a gift discount card (to pay for mafia services).

Even if Santa Claus upon releaving this have some form of regret the dice is already long cast with dice men all over Russia now implemented in this new gift-bearing regulation. If not... there was some form of weakminded deliberation upon deciding who got to be the new Santa Claus (mafia gods Santa). This deliberation went on and on until finally the [a] man driving Siberian Huskey's came to mind (even if he was a drunkard) as this new Christmas executer could use the dogs for a [the] sleigh.

Finally so; the Christmas Eve was aclose and the new Santa [Claus] figure came to rest in his resident just hours before leaving for duty. Doing the Christmas gift-bearing activity in a Santa [Claus] way this new Christmas figure so have to life with his [the] (toys) and other Christmas gift paraphernalia before going out on the field - resting in his new suit (in a [the] quite a [the] comfy material) on a pillow just designed for this (or not (!)) he is about half an hour from which he used his gift discount card in Kappahl (!) and waiting for the alarm clock to boom - if it wasn't for the multiple snooze occasions - leaving the Russian Santa to oversleep Christmas (!).

Seeing this failed Christmas gift-bearing Russian mafia god service drawing Christmas to a close (an undisclosed one) Santa so eventually got the contract upheld and Christmas back to the North Pole and the (former) Santa Claus.

And so the Russian mafia god Santa was yet a failure.

(And so Christmas was once again saved.)

(And so the world (Russia) was once again saved.)

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

Santa Claus i ett suprematistiskt konstperspektiv

Santa Claus i ett suprematistiskt konsperspektiv

Beginning in 3900 this is the story of then 6-year-old Glenda Hollingworth and her improvement over the years pertaining to the naughty-list searching for a doll (Christmas present).

3900 (6-year-old); she ate waffles, scrambled eggs, cooked eggs and bacon for breakfast which only qualified her to a doll which would (could) burp all the time.

3901 (7-years-old); she ate cereals and sour milk for breakfast which qualified her for a doll which could sing.

3902 (8-years-old); she ate spinach for breakfast; dinner; supper; snacks; coffees and midnight snack which would then qualify her for a porcelain doll.

3903 (9-years-old); she ate brown whole wheat bread; salami; ham and cheese in rectangulars; circulars and triangels arranging the bread; salami; cheese and ham in a specific pattern (Kitchen Suprematism (Blue Noses (2006))) qualifying her for a designer doll.

And so Glenda Hollingworth was yet saved.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)