söndag 4 mars 2018

Santa Claus i ett klassicistiskt konstperspektiv

Santa Claus i ett klassicistiskt konstperspektiv

Santa Claus: ca. 650 years old
Moses: 3591 years old
Rod Ferrell: ca. 700 years old
Wagner: 387 years old



This is the year 2200 (and universe 012604510801=N) and the world is ruled by four super aged versions fighting all over for money, fame and conquer. Having found the gene responsible for aging only accidents and viruses can kill Earth's inhabitants. Having lived long enough your being instants evolution and perfection starts to comply. This is the tale of Moses; Santa Claus; Rod Ferrell and Wagner - all very aged (3591; ca. 650; ca. 700; 387).

Ones being the most powerful being on Earth Santa Claus powers have started to decline. Spending all his resources on christmas gifts he finally saw it surplus and first he then had to fire his elves and then - having not enough money to pay the rent - he was forced to live as a homeless with the polar bears on the North Pole.

All this was brought about when the strange minerals feeding Santa Claus' wealth started to lose its value after Moses' art piece 'Moses Took Over The Commodities Trading Market' (conceptual performance happening).

This was further brought about when Wagner sold the painting 'Mona Lisa' - which he recieved for Christmas in 2038 - for 200 billions - making Santa Clauses former wealth seem like nothing. Wagner managed to overrule the precinct to not sell a Christmas gift as he got it the night before christmas as his sock gift.

This then escalated when Rod Ferrell resurgitated Fred Brathheat's art piece 'Vampire Virus' (site-specific conceptual happening) - as Ferrell answered promptly with the art piece 'Santa Claus Have The Antidote' (intervention) leaving Santa Claus to pay billions to cure Ferrell.

Out of money (and elves) - Santa Claus now had to buy cheap (on sale) grocery store supplies for christmas gifts. This could have left Santa Claus with some relief if it wasn't for the old habit of his to buy all christmas gifts months (and even years) in turn - all to avoid the most crowded settings. This then left all grocery store-gifts out of date the time they was delivered for christmas.

Santa Claus solved this with the art piece 'Santa Claus Have The Dinner Sandwich' (intervention) leaving Ferrell with his christmas gift (out of grocery).

Moses christmas gift was even more intricate as he recieved copies of 'Campbell's Soup Cans' (238 copies/one a year) - having Santa Claus finding the secret 'Andy Warhol Factory' on the North Pole - now defunct and reinstalled as a shelter.

Wagner's christmas gift then followed with his being retinkered and remastered as stored cheese (up to 360 months) leaving Santa Claus with a gift being both grocery and not out of date.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

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