Santa Claus i ett infödingsgudaperspektiv

Jultomten av Tribe

2127 is closing in and new opportunities (in the Christmas giftbearing) have arose. It all started when a plane carrying Coca-Cola bottles flew over Africa and mistakingly dropped some cargo (in the form of empty bottles of Coca-Cola (with Santa Claus' face highlightning)). These bottles landed straight at a non-civilized tribe (Kongho-Longhu) who then got a start in believing in both Coca-Cola and Santa Claus (Christmas).

This tribe then wanted more Coca-Cola (and a visit from Santa Claus Christmas time) and so Santa Claus saw to visit this tribe Christmas Day delivering Coca-Cola as Christmas gifts.

Atleast that's what he was supposed to be doing but when travelling there on Christmas Day he didn't know how to greet the tribe (Kongho-Longhu) or how to going about with his giftbearing procedure don't knowing the language. Originally; this was supposed to be cleared with the elf interpreter but he had skipped the Kongho-Longhu course when in university (when learning languages).

Santa Claus tried with mimicking the language greeting the tribe with 'Kongho long gron fronu esopo driongolo dasolongui' but that didn't struck a cord.

Next Santa Claus tried with initiating the giftbearing with 'Longho long molong serupongo gratifioungu' but that didn't work either.

The elf interpreter then struck a cord when highlightning a certain conceived pattern in the language from the medicine man of the tribe. It seemed their language used a certain versification - first syllable first line should rhyme with last syllable first line, fifth syllable of the second line and sixth syllable of the second line; first syllable in second line should rhyme with eight syllable second line; and second syllable in second line should rhyme with ninth syllable second line -- Kongho laghi grastyomgla esop drisglong, hulon melinponggrongpe puhon -- and as soon as this versification was cracked the giftbearing (within the tribe) could proceed.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)

David Shrigley - Subtractor

Subtractor [Konstvärlden]



David Shrigley
Subtractor
586027A030101=H
relational sculpture, 2013


Subtractor i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Verket bevisar att matematiken kan existera enbart med subtraktioner men inte oberoende av skaparen (Gud). Om varje människa på jorden ska dela på en och samma entitets energi blir varje ny människas del en subtraktion av den tidigare summan av delmängden.


Subtractor i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Verket bevisar att matematiken kan existera enbart med subtraktioner men inte oberoende av observatörer.


Subtractor i ett essentiellt perspektiv

Verket bevisar att konst existerar oberoende av kontext med en inneboende kvalitet hos konstobjektet.



Subtractor [Kalkylivärlden]



David Shrigley
Subtractor
586027A030101=H
subtraction, 2013


Subtractor i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Kalkyli.


Subtractor i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Dyskalkyli.


Subtractor i ett essentiellt perspektiv

Miskalkyli.



Subtractor [Matematikvärlden]



David Shrigley
Subtractor
586027A030101=H
one-function pocket calculator, 2013


Subtractor i ett postmodernt perspektiv

Verket bevisar att konst och vetenskap (matematik) existerar i samklang och gör verket till på samma gång miniräknare (matematiskt objekt) (ofunnet) och konstobjekt (gigantisk miniräknare) (ofunnet).


Subtractor i ett modernistiskt perspektiv

Dyskalkyli.


Subtractor i ett essentiellt perspektiv

Verket bevisar att matematiken kan existera enbart med subtraktioner men inte oberoende av människan.

// Henrik IV & Niclas VI & Niclas VII

Beatles - Fifteenth Beatles Band Member [Musikvärlden]

Fifteenth Beatles Band Member



Beatles
Fifteenth Beatles Band Member
586027A030101=H
hippo rock, 2020


The fifteenth beatles band member was actually a deaf hippopotumas with a festivity going about in his belly.

// Henrik I & Niclas V & Niclas VII

Top 75 Television Series [64]

64. The Itchy & Scratchy Show (tie-in)
Animated comedy




Bart- och Lisa Simpsons favoritserie - influerad av Tom & Jerry och Coyote and the Road Runner.

// Niclas V & Niclas VI

Top 100 Movies [86]

86. Shrek
Animated comedy




Postmodernitet möter traditionell saga med twist (populärkulturella referenser och metaperspektiv haglar) där suktan efter postmodernism blir tillfredsställd på livstid.

// Niclas V & Niclas VI

Beatles - Fourteenth Beatles Band Member [Musikvärlden]

Fourteenth Beatles Band Member



Beatles
Fourteenth Beatles Band Member
586027A030101=H
ambient rock and bass, 2020


The fourteenth beatles band member was actually Einsteinium who revived three drummers.

// Henrik I & Niclas V & Niclas VII

Top 50 Murderers [44]

44. Jim Jones
Mass murderer

Not technically a killer but responsible of 918 lifes as a cult leader orchestrating mass suicide.

// Henrik*