lördag 28 november 2020

My Kid Could Blog That

This might mark the end of the blog - as - apparently - anyone kid (or perhaps just a wonderkid) could have done it better.

// Niclas III

söndag 22 november 2020

Wonder Showzen (Scream)

Filmen har här scream-track till de mest rysliga scenerna och laugh-track till de mest komiska scenerna (inkluderande ett laugh-track med ironiskt skratt) samt en joke modulator för att definiera (skilja på) humor och skrik.

// Niclas III & Niclas VII

lördag 14 november 2020

Top 75 Television Series [51]

51. Smurfarna
Childrens fantasy-comedy

Bloggskrivarsmurfen är tillsynes och har gröda rümmen.

// Niclas III & Niclas VI & Niclas VIII

fredag 13 november 2020

Time-Travel (Still)

The boy is testing his new time-travel skills (having been off twenty or so years for a time now) when the crowds starts to rush and conquer the time-travelling device (mass travellers) but noone dared to travel longer back in time than two weeks. Furthest away came Bingo who travelled back to his birthday some 15 days or so ago and then decided to stay in his newwon location. His alleged scheme was to kick out his alter ego but it failed as Bingo had already been at that venue many many many times before. Bingo then tries to steal the time-travelling device to travel back in time to cover his alter ego's age (and finally substitute him with himself) to which Bingo replied (having travelled back in time to an era where the time-travelling device was actually a model toy railway) 'It's mine' to which Bingo's alter ego replies 'No, it's mind'.

// Niclas VI & Niclas VIII

söndag 1 november 2020

Kalle och Coca-Colafabriken

Kalle och Coca-Colafabriken

This is the tale of one furtunate boy (Kalle Bucket) and his transpires after getting at the head of office at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory. Soon after the appointment at the chocolate factory Kalle's dad gets a new job at a manifacturer of Coca-Cola assembly line machines so Kalle sees to move with his family to a new town. Luckily thue; Winston Wonka (Willy Wonka's brother) runs a Coca-Cola factory in this town and - briefly before heading the executives - Kalle is fringed to accompany Winston Wonka ona roundtour of the basics of the factory. Doing so; Kalle and Winston Wonka surveys the Coca-Cola factory in a (another) silver elevator going from room to room at this eminous factory.

- If I could get one of these really .. yes, these sour candies you will get this chewing gum.. after I've used it ofcourse, sais Winston Wonka to his brother as he - in a quick manner - stuffs that candy in his mouth. Willy also bear with him some Coca-Cola which Winston is quick to (fool) his brother into pouring a glass of it to him. And then he's instantly hooked and will only drink Coca-Cola from there on.

- And here's our first room, states Winston Wonka - and Kalle could all well see a super-giant Coca-Cola bottle of 36 litres.
- This is bottles of pure Coca-Cola that will sustain for every oversleep party - or if you just want it for breakfast, brunch, lunch, snacks, supper and midnight snack for all weekend long, sais Winston Wonka triumpantly.
- But what's with the Oompa-Loompas, Kalle questions seeing Oompa-Loompas drinking from one of the bottles and then clearly unorganized running around the room and sometimes collide with eachother or a wall.
- Ah, it's just the air conditioner that went broke and these creatures can't stand bad air quality – I will have it fixed to next Christmas... or nextnext Christmas... or maybe the decade new year. As quickly as possible that will be.

And so the couple went on to the next room (via the silver elevator). Before entering this room they read a sign right on front of the Coca-Cola factory door which simply states: Santa Claus Office. Opening the door they'll see a stooped man with a long beard and no hair on his head.
- So, this's Santa Claus, Kalle states in a quite disappointed voice.
- Where're my servants!!, Santa Claus almost screams and so some Oompa-Loompas begin combing his beard.
- Get the hell out of my room!!, Santa Claus (this time) screams.
- And close the door after you, I need my lunchbreak sleep.
- And so, the next room for your enlightenment, clarifies Winston Wonka. From here our scientists - totally legitimised, fully permissioned and well sanctionized is undertaking scientific research on Coca-Cola's impact of your teeth. So far there research proove Coca-Cola to be sustaining a protecting layer on your teeth.
- But isn't it quite the opposite, Kalle questions interjecting a cry of why the Oompa-Loompas don't seem to drink at all (in this room).
- Its only works if you drink it constantly, Winston Wonka snaps.

And so the silver elevator got its use again and this time the proud couple goes to the 'Kalle and the Coca-Cola Factory' in fiction which features rows and rows of fictionalized events all over the vast fictionary megaverses. Over at the other end some Oompa-Loompas seem to burn some fiction and on the floor lais a Kalle Anka fictionalisation ('Kalle Anka and the Coca-Cola Factory').
- So, Kalle Anka has been here too, Kalle shrieks in a joyous tone. But what's with the Oompa-Loompas he questions.
- Nothing, just bad breath, states Winston Wonka.

And then the vominous couple strikes the last room of this roundtour - where menthos in Coca-Cola is researched. Several Oompa-Loompas is seen experimenting with effervescents in some Coca-Cola bottles and one Oompa-Loompa gets his face washed all over with Coca-Cola after some eruption (effervescent).
- What's up with these Oompa-Loompas, aren't they experimenting in the wrong way.
- Just a little playful that's all, Winston Wonka answeres.
And so Winston Wonka is on a hunt for Oompa-Loompas - finding only the breathrens lost clan who saught out the coffee beans with which they're sought out to get eternal life. After gaining trust with Winston Wonka and decide to work in his factory some Oompa-Loompas might be disgressed after finding out that they only work in a Coca-Cola factory, Winston Wonka whispers to himself.

- Santa Claus announces; with an evil grin of all shiny teeths - This factory is doomed; your rebel Oompa-Loompas - strictly from the pages of Kalle Anka och Coca-Colafabriken - is been making fizzures out of menthos and the 36 litres bottles under which this factory will not be able to sustain. Good bye Coca-Cola factory!! And so; like an Icelandic geyser - Coca-Cola went rushing from all of the corners of the factory and with it went a total destruction of the Coca-Cola factory. And, if it wasn't enough - all Oompa-Loompas went of to Brazil in search of coffeebeans.

But so, under all this demise Winston Wonka got a slight memory recollection of a Pepsi-factory somewhere around (headed by Winston Wonka's brother (Wilfred Wonka)) - too bad thue; this factory is off in a total secret location; so secret that no one knows where its headquarter is located.

But then again, Winston Wonka got another memory recollection of his third brother's (Wilbert Wonka) whereabouts in the location of the 'Premier American Classics Cola Factory'; although this factory where so marginalised that only Winston Wonka (and Kalle Bucket) knew where it was located Kalle and Winston travelled to this new city within this new factory.

But that is a totally different story.

// Niclas VII & Niclas VIII