The bridge has been nested with snakes, octopussies, and rats. Santa Claus is lurking in the shadows learning a snake to dance. The ghosts have all been living for a while.
A resurrected Andy Warhol is commensing a break-in with the local senior high school to get his lost drawings (to complete a full catalogue raisonne) when Martians interrupt as Andy Warhol is about to steal this movie. The Martians then copy this movie and sell it on their yardsale. This is when Valerie Solanas interrupt killing all the Martians (all Martians were male) but glitch the movie in the process until Santa Claus arrives defeating Andy Warhol and saves the movie on the bye. Fantomex then arrives saving the end credits from Valerie Solanas' might.
Set in a not to distant future; Fantomex joins 'X-Men' with an evil version of Fantomex (from a not to distant paralell universe) joining 'Brotherhood of Evil Mutants'. 'Ketchup Man' then - subsequently - joins the 'X-Men' with 'Mustard Man' joining 'Brotherhood of Evil Mutants'. Upon being forced to register as a mutant 'Fantomex'' external nervous system becomes distached from his physical being by the aid of 'Dark Phoenix'. This then backfires with Fantomex being forced to register for the 'Ghost Registration Act'. 'Ketchup Man' also joins the ghost registration while 'Mustard Man' takes presence over all 'Ketchup Man''s endeaviours declaring mustard as the only choice for any mutant (taste enhancer on sausage and hamburgers). 'Fantomex' living nervous system then go on to rob a bank only for 'Doctor Mario' to be assaigned to his case before he leaves to become a tennis referee. 'Doctor Wario' is then (appetized by mustard) performing experiments in-which 'White Queen' breeds with 'Mustard Man' creating 'Weapon XIII'.