Jultomten av Advent Calendar
We have some murderer going loose having killed multiple victims in an apartment complex and both the local police and the FBI (Behavioural unit) gets connected to the case. The police dubbed the killer the 'Tatoo Killer' (2695) as he had tatooed the corresponding victim count on the wristles of the victims (in roman letters; I for the first; II for the second (and so on)) and had so far murdered 24 victims in 24 rooms at the corresponding apartment complex.
The police (and FBI) started their search for an unsub between formerly adopted advent calendar protagonists thinking about the unsub's victim count (24 (as the number of days the advent calendar resumes in Europe)) and that the unsub may feel diminished by falling out of the limelight and so wants to break havoc to the whole of Christmas by an attack such as this. On the same note; as this grand of a scheme takes planning and time to advoke; Santa Claus was ruled out of the suspect list as he only works on Christmas Eve (Day).
The FBI - with the assistance of the local police - so went about checking of on formerly advent calendar protagonists and first on the suspect list was Kurt Olsson but as his sidekick Arne would never have allowed a murder spree he was ruled out.
Next on the suspect list was Ture Sventon but as he works with solving crime that deemed a highly unlikely suspect.
The third on the list was Sune but even if Håkan (Bråkan) is somewhat of a pain it was ruled it was not enough to invoke a murder spree.
The case seems to be in a stalemate when the FBI profilers made a new ananlysis. The case had so far being focused on an unsub that have stopped killing but the FBI profilers pointed out that there are behavioural analysis that seem tendansies for more. In a grand way the FBI profilers pointed out that the 24 murders have not only been 'tagged' with the corresponding vicim count (as a tatoo) but that each murder have taken place in the corresponding room number (so - first murder in room one - second murder in room two - and so forth). Can the next murder be in room number 25?
And so when the 25th was here all attention was focused on room number 25 and inso the unsub could soon be arrested (as it moved into room number 25) and to everyones surprise the suspect was indentified as Teskedsgumman with her way to gain entrance into the apartments by getting miniscule in appearance and moving through the keyhole.
In costudy; Teskedsgumman told the interrogater that she wanted to use her powers (to be miniscule in appearance) to something constructive and that in doing the murders she thought she could elevate to a God status.
Teskedsgumman was so apprehended.
And so the FBI (Behavioural unit) (and the local police) was yet victorious.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
// Henrik Aronsson (Other Persona)
Discursive Institutionalism
Art (and comedy) criticism within a relative (philosophical) discourse
torsdag 24 december 2020
tisdag 22 december 2020
How to Start Your Own Country
Niclas hereby declares all playgrounds (in Växjö) a sovereign country by the name of Land 'R Us (LRU) or LLekia (Land (of) Lekia).
// Niclas III & Niclas VI & Niclas VIII
// Niclas III & Niclas VI & Niclas VIII
lördag 28 november 2020
My Kid Could Blog That
This might mark the end of the blog - as - apparently - anyone kid (or perhaps just a wonderkid) could have done it better.
// Niclas III
// Niclas III
Etiketter:
Barnvärlden,
Blogvärlden,
Filmvärlden,
Niclas III
söndag 22 november 2020
Wonder Showzen (Scream)
Filmen har här scream-track till de mest rysliga scenerna och laugh-track till de mest komiska scenerna (inkluderande ett laugh-track med ironiskt skratt) samt en joke modulator för att definiera (skilja på) humor och skrik.
// Niclas III & Niclas VII
// Niclas III & Niclas VII
lördag 14 november 2020
Top 75 Television Series [51]
51. Smurfarna
Childrens fantasy-comedy
Bloggskrivarsmurfen är tillsynes och har gröda rümmen.
// Niclas III & Niclas VI & Niclas VIII
Childrens fantasy-comedy
Bloggskrivarsmurfen är tillsynes och har gröda rümmen.
// Niclas III & Niclas VI & Niclas VIII
fredag 13 november 2020
Time-Travel (Still)
The boy is testing his new time-travel skills (having been off twenty or so years for a time now) when the crowds starts to rush and conquer the time-travelling device (mass travellers) but noone dared to travel longer back in time than two weeks. Furthest away came Bingo who travelled back to his birthday some 15 days or so ago and then decided to stay in his newwon location. His alleged scheme was to kick out his alter ego but it failed as Bingo had already been at that venue many many many times before. Bingo then tries to steal the time-travelling device to travel back in time to cover his alter ego's age (and finally substitute him with himself) to which Bingo replied (having travelled back in time to an era where the time-travelling device was actually a model toy railway) 'It's mine' to which Bingo's alter ego replies 'No, it's mind'.
// Niclas VI & Niclas VIII
// Niclas VI & Niclas VIII
söndag 1 november 2020
Kalle och Coca-Colafabriken
Kalle och Coca-Colafabriken
This is the tale of one furtunate boy (Kalle Bucket) and his transpires after getting at the head of office at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory. Soon after the appointment at the chocolate factory Kalle's dad gets a new job at a manifacturer of Coca-Cola assembly line machines so Kalle sees to move with his family to a new town. Luckily thue; Winston Wonka (Willy Wonka's brother) runs a Coca-Cola factory in this town and - briefly before heading the executives - Kalle is fringed to accompany Winston Wonka ona roundtour of the basics of the factory. Doing so; Kalle and Winston Wonka surveys the Coca-Cola factory in a (another) silver elevator going from room to room at this eminous factory.
- If I could get one of these really .. yes, these sour candies you will get this chewing gum.. after I've used it ofcourse, sais Winston Wonka to his brother as he - in a quick manner - stuffs that candy in his mouth. Willy also bear with him some Coca-Cola which Winston is quick to (fool) his brother into pouring a glass of it to him. And then he's instantly hooked and will only drink Coca-Cola from there on.
- And here's our first room, states Winston Wonka - and Kalle could all well see a super-giant Coca-Cola bottle of 36 litres.
- This is bottles of pure Coca-Cola that will sustain for every oversleep party - or if you just want it for breakfast, brunch, lunch, snacks, supper and midnight snack for all weekend long, sais Winston Wonka triumpantly.
- But what's with the Oompa-Loompas, Kalle questions seeing Oompa-Loompas drinking from one of the bottles and then clearly unorganized running around the room and sometimes collide with eachother or a wall.
- Ah, it's just the air conditioner that went broke and these creatures can't stand bad air quality – I will have it fixed to next Christmas... or nextnext Christmas... or maybe the decade new year. As quickly as possible that will be.
And so the couple went on to the next room (via the silver elevator). Before entering this room they read a sign right on front of the Coca-Cola factory door which simply states: Santa Claus Office. Opening the door they'll see a stooped man with a long beard and no hair on his head.
- So, this's Santa Claus, Kalle states in a quite disappointed voice.
- Where're my servants!!, Santa Claus almost screams and so some Oompa-Loompas begin combing his beard.
- Get the hell out of my room!!, Santa Claus (this time) screams.
- And close the door after you, I need my lunchbreak sleep.
- And so, the next room for your enlightenment, clarifies Winston Wonka. From here our scientists - totally legitimised, fully permissioned and well sanctionized is undertaking scientific research on Coca-Cola's impact of your teeth. So far there research proove Coca-Cola to be sustaining a protecting layer on your teeth.
- But isn't it quite the opposite, Kalle questions interjecting a cry of why the Oompa-Loompas don't seem to drink at all (in this room).
- Its only works if you drink it constantly, Winston Wonka snaps.
And so the silver elevator got its use again and this time the proud couple goes to the 'Kalle and the Coca-Cola Factory' in fiction which features rows and rows of fictionalized events all over the vast fictionary megaverses. Over at the other end some Oompa-Loompas seem to burn some fiction and on the floor lais a Kalle Anka fictionalisation ('Kalle Anka and the Coca-Cola Factory').
- So, Kalle Anka has been here too, Kalle shrieks in a joyous tone. But what's with the Oompa-Loompas he questions.
- Nothing, just bad breath, states Winston Wonka.
And then the vominous couple strikes the last room of this roundtour - where menthos in Coca-Cola is researched. Several Oompa-Loompas is seen experimenting with effervescents in some Coca-Cola bottles and one Oompa-Loompa gets his face washed all over with Coca-Cola after some eruption (effervescent).
- What's up with these Oompa-Loompas, aren't they experimenting in the wrong way.
- Just a little playful that's all, Winston Wonka answeres.
And so Winston Wonka is on a hunt for Oompa-Loompas - finding only the breathrens lost clan who saught out the coffee beans with which they're sought out to get eternal life. After gaining trust with Winston Wonka and decide to work in his factory some Oompa-Loompas might be disgressed after finding out that they only work in a Coca-Cola factory, Winston Wonka whispers to himself.
- Santa Claus announces; with an evil grin of all shiny teeths - This factory is doomed; your rebel Oompa-Loompas - strictly from the pages of Kalle Anka och Coca-Colafabriken - is been making fizzures out of menthos and the 36 litres bottles under which this factory will not be able to sustain. Good bye Coca-Cola factory!! And so; like an Icelandic geyser - Coca-Cola went rushing from all of the corners of the factory and with it went a total destruction of the Coca-Cola factory. And, if it wasn't enough - all Oompa-Loompas went of to Brazil in search of coffeebeans.
But so, under all this demise Winston Wonka got a slight memory recollection of a Pepsi-factory somewhere around (headed by Winston Wonka's brother (Wilfred Wonka)) - too bad thue; this factory is off in a total secret location; so secret that no one knows where its headquarter is located.
But then again, Winston Wonka got another memory recollection of his third brother's (Wilbert Wonka) whereabouts in the location of the 'Premier American Classics Cola Factory'; although this factory where so marginalised that only Winston Wonka (and Kalle Bucket) knew where it was located Kalle and Winston travelled to this new city within this new factory.
But that is a totally different story.
// Niclas VII & Niclas VIII
This is the tale of one furtunate boy (Kalle Bucket) and his transpires after getting at the head of office at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory. Soon after the appointment at the chocolate factory Kalle's dad gets a new job at a manifacturer of Coca-Cola assembly line machines so Kalle sees to move with his family to a new town. Luckily thue; Winston Wonka (Willy Wonka's brother) runs a Coca-Cola factory in this town and - briefly before heading the executives - Kalle is fringed to accompany Winston Wonka ona roundtour of the basics of the factory. Doing so; Kalle and Winston Wonka surveys the Coca-Cola factory in a (another) silver elevator going from room to room at this eminous factory.
- If I could get one of these really .. yes, these sour candies you will get this chewing gum.. after I've used it ofcourse, sais Winston Wonka to his brother as he - in a quick manner - stuffs that candy in his mouth. Willy also bear with him some Coca-Cola which Winston is quick to (fool) his brother into pouring a glass of it to him. And then he's instantly hooked and will only drink Coca-Cola from there on.
- And here's our first room, states Winston Wonka - and Kalle could all well see a super-giant Coca-Cola bottle of 36 litres.
- This is bottles of pure Coca-Cola that will sustain for every oversleep party - or if you just want it for breakfast, brunch, lunch, snacks, supper and midnight snack for all weekend long, sais Winston Wonka triumpantly.
- But what's with the Oompa-Loompas, Kalle questions seeing Oompa-Loompas drinking from one of the bottles and then clearly unorganized running around the room and sometimes collide with eachother or a wall.
- Ah, it's just the air conditioner that went broke and these creatures can't stand bad air quality – I will have it fixed to next Christmas... or nextnext Christmas... or maybe the decade new year. As quickly as possible that will be.
And so the couple went on to the next room (via the silver elevator). Before entering this room they read a sign right on front of the Coca-Cola factory door which simply states: Santa Claus Office. Opening the door they'll see a stooped man with a long beard and no hair on his head.
- So, this's Santa Claus, Kalle states in a quite disappointed voice.
- Where're my servants!!, Santa Claus almost screams and so some Oompa-Loompas begin combing his beard.
- Get the hell out of my room!!, Santa Claus (this time) screams.
- And close the door after you, I need my lunchbreak sleep.
- And so, the next room for your enlightenment, clarifies Winston Wonka. From here our scientists - totally legitimised, fully permissioned and well sanctionized is undertaking scientific research on Coca-Cola's impact of your teeth. So far there research proove Coca-Cola to be sustaining a protecting layer on your teeth.
- But isn't it quite the opposite, Kalle questions interjecting a cry of why the Oompa-Loompas don't seem to drink at all (in this room).
- Its only works if you drink it constantly, Winston Wonka snaps.
And so the silver elevator got its use again and this time the proud couple goes to the 'Kalle and the Coca-Cola Factory' in fiction which features rows and rows of fictionalized events all over the vast fictionary megaverses. Over at the other end some Oompa-Loompas seem to burn some fiction and on the floor lais a Kalle Anka fictionalisation ('Kalle Anka and the Coca-Cola Factory').
- So, Kalle Anka has been here too, Kalle shrieks in a joyous tone. But what's with the Oompa-Loompas he questions.
- Nothing, just bad breath, states Winston Wonka.
And then the vominous couple strikes the last room of this roundtour - where menthos in Coca-Cola is researched. Several Oompa-Loompas is seen experimenting with effervescents in some Coca-Cola bottles and one Oompa-Loompa gets his face washed all over with Coca-Cola after some eruption (effervescent).
- What's up with these Oompa-Loompas, aren't they experimenting in the wrong way.
- Just a little playful that's all, Winston Wonka answeres.
And so Winston Wonka is on a hunt for Oompa-Loompas - finding only the breathrens lost clan who saught out the coffee beans with which they're sought out to get eternal life. After gaining trust with Winston Wonka and decide to work in his factory some Oompa-Loompas might be disgressed after finding out that they only work in a Coca-Cola factory, Winston Wonka whispers to himself.
- Santa Claus announces; with an evil grin of all shiny teeths - This factory is doomed; your rebel Oompa-Loompas - strictly from the pages of Kalle Anka och Coca-Colafabriken - is been making fizzures out of menthos and the 36 litres bottles under which this factory will not be able to sustain. Good bye Coca-Cola factory!! And so; like an Icelandic geyser - Coca-Cola went rushing from all of the corners of the factory and with it went a total destruction of the Coca-Cola factory. And, if it wasn't enough - all Oompa-Loompas went of to Brazil in search of coffeebeans.
But so, under all this demise Winston Wonka got a slight memory recollection of a Pepsi-factory somewhere around (headed by Winston Wonka's brother (Wilfred Wonka)) - too bad thue; this factory is off in a total secret location; so secret that no one knows where its headquarter is located.
But then again, Winston Wonka got another memory recollection of his third brother's (Wilbert Wonka) whereabouts in the location of the 'Premier American Classics Cola Factory'; although this factory where so marginalised that only Winston Wonka (and Kalle Bucket) knew where it was located Kalle and Winston travelled to this new city within this new factory.
But that is a totally different story.
// Niclas VII & Niclas VIII
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